At the mall this morning I walked into a shop, where the clerk behind the counter was speaking on the phone. Her name, according to her name tag, is Theresa Thomas. I stood before her and she held up her hand to indicate that she was almost finished with her call, so I did what anyone would do. I eavesdropped.
As it turns out, Ms. Thomas was talking to someone who wanted her name. This is how her half of the conversation went:
Her: Yes, that’s right.
pause
Her: It’s Thomas. Right. T H O M A S.
pause while I thought to myself, Couldn’t they have figured that out? She pronounced the ‘th’ like one would say the word ‘throw.’
Her: Thanks. Bye.
Her: (to me) Can I help you? (or at least that’s what I think she said. I was distracted by the ingenuity of this woman’s parents and the fantasy of how she might pronounce her first name.)
Her: Can I help you?
Me: OH, yes…
And so it went.
Thufferin’ thuccotash, some people, eh?
This brought to mind a place I worked as a secretary/receptionist, long, long ago in the time before children. The company’s salesman, Mike Daoust, insisted on making sure everyone knew how his name was properly pronounced.
“‘Doe,'” he told people. “Just like a deer.”
So one day I was sitting at my desk, shuffling papers and trying to act like I was working, when a man walked in the door looking for Mike.
“Can I tell him who’s here to see him?” I asked the broad, red-faced man who streamed with sweat across from me at the desk.
My finger poised over the intercom, I couldn’t believe my luck.
I smiled and pressed the button, “Mike, there’s someone here to see you.”
“Who is it?” he asked.
“It’s Ray, a drop of golden sun.”
I was tired of that job anyway.
March 30, 2014 at 3:49 pm
LOL!
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March 30, 2014 at 3:50 pm
😀
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March 29, 2014 at 6:28 am
Awesome! I totally laughed out loud! 🙂 So perfect!
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March 29, 2014 at 9:52 am
Happy to get a laugh. 🙂 Thanks for the comment, Deborah!
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March 27, 2014 at 7:00 pm
Me a name I call myself… I love it. Xxx xxx
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March 27, 2014 at 7:02 pm
Thanks. I thought it worked well. 🙂
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March 27, 2014 at 7:03 pm
😉 xxx
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March 27, 2014 at 3:07 pm
I wouldn’t think of this until at least an hour or two later. If ever. I’m not what people call “quick-witted.”
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March 27, 2014 at 3:11 pm
It was a particularly good day that day for me, wit-wise. Most of the time I’m slapping myself an hour later as well. 🙂
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March 27, 2014 at 1:06 pm
*hahaha* Some things are just impossible to resist!
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March 27, 2014 at 2:02 pm
They certainly are. 🙂
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March 27, 2014 at 11:53 am
Lol, snicker.
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March 27, 2014 at 2:01 pm
🙂
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March 27, 2014 at 11:13 am
brilliant. thanks for the chuckle. 🙂
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March 27, 2014 at 2:01 pm
Glad you liked it. Thank you for the comment. 🙂
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March 27, 2014 at 10:50 am
love it!
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March 27, 2014 at 2:00 pm
😀 Thanks for saying so.
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March 27, 2014 at 7:43 am
Hahaha, wonderful setup! Very nicely played. 😉
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March 27, 2014 at 2:00 pm
Thanks, Alex. 🙂
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March 27, 2014 at 12:18 am
OMG, I LMAO! Excellent!
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March 27, 2014 at 1:59 pm
Glad it gave you a laugh. 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 10:23 pm
Reblogged this on melissuhhsmiles.
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March 26, 2014 at 9:33 pm
Great story, too funny. Made me smile.
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March 26, 2014 at 9:39 pm
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 8:56 pm
Just great. 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm
🙂 Sometimes, ya just gotta go for it.
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March 26, 2014 at 8:56 pm
Oh for real – that was brilliant and I mean how could you resist. Life just dropped a golden moment right into your lap I just hope you weren’t too tired after the ‘fa long long way to run’ upon having delivered your line and then fleeing the job.
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March 26, 2014 at 9:26 pm
HA! Speaking of golden moments. Good one. 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 8:42 pm
Wow you have a bad sense of humor….eavesdropping; making fun of people’s names. lol
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March 26, 2014 at 9:26 pm
I’m terrible, I know. 😉
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March 26, 2014 at 9:28 pm
🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 7:41 pm
Hahahhahahaa! Seriously, I laughed. Great story 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 9:32 pm
Thanks! Always happy to get a laugh. 😀
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March 26, 2014 at 7:35 pm
This sort of reminds me of a story about Diana Dors, probably apocryphal. She was back in her home town being introduced by the mayor who was determined to make her feel comfortable by introducing her with her real surname. She was born Diana Fluck but the mayor, so determined to get it right, got it entirely wrong and said Diana Clunt.
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March 26, 2014 at 9:32 pm
Ouch! That’s like… wow. Did he resign after that?
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March 26, 2014 at 7:24 pm
Did Daoust call his favorite female dear?
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March 26, 2014 at 9:31 pm
Ha ha ha ha! That one’s worth at least a buck. 😉
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March 26, 2014 at 7:10 pm
Oh, that’s too funny! Says me, a name I call myself. (Yeah, I know it’s “mi” but that’s not as cute.)
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March 26, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Haha! Funny. 😀
Glad I could make you smile. 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 7:09 pm
Reblogged this on 2l2phant.
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March 26, 2014 at 7:09 pm
Thank you! I sure needed that ❤
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March 26, 2014 at 9:28 pm
You’re welcome! 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 9:33 pm
It felt good to laugh 😉
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March 26, 2014 at 9:38 pm
Wonderful. I love to make people laugh 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 9:49 pm
🙂 medicine 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 9:51 pm
🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 6:54 pm
We are several hours ahead of you, here in the UK. I’m going to bed a happy man. Thanks. 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 6:55 pm
Glad to make your night. 🙂
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March 26, 2014 at 6:22 pm
Surprised he didn’t get a chuckle out of that.
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March 26, 2014 at 6:56 pm
Well I thought he would…
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March 26, 2014 at 6:18 pm
Love it. When the opportunities offer themselves how can we resist? 🙂 x
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March 26, 2014 at 6:57 pm
Well I did today with Thhheresa Thhhomas, but I had to bite my tongue. 😛
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March 26, 2014 at 6:11 pm
hehe, true story?
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March 26, 2014 at 6:15 pm
Yep.
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