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One-Liner Wednesday – Amusing Nonsense

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On being asked, “What do you get when you cross an elephant with a duck?” siriusbizinus answered
“Either a sticky duck or a disappointed elephant.”

I laughed so hard I had to make this today’s one-liner Wednesday. Thanks, siriusbizinus, for the laugh!

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The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Make it either funny or inspirational.

Have fun!

Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

32 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Amusing Nonsense

  1. Funny, but…ewwww! 🙂

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  3. #Low lime-light, the end result is the same. I hope this is GOOD news?

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  7. That’s funny…I have a good laugh!

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  15. Oh dear, I fail to get the joke. Will you please explain it to me? Haha.

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  18. That post had so many nice answers 🙂 I really enjoyed it.

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