1. Who let the dogs out?
2. Who puts the holes in donuts?
3. Who do they put all those warnings on labels for – you know, the ones that are just common sense?
4. Who was that masked man?
5. Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?
6. Who goes moo when they see a cow?
7. Who was the first person to ask which came first, the chicken or the egg?
8. Who likes lima beans? I mean, seriously…
9. Who makes my day brighter? You do! Who makes yours?
10. Who has woken you up more in your life than anyone else?
1 Point for every question you answer – 10 points for one “who” question back at me. The winner of the funniest answer (decided by me) gets their answer posted on One-Liner Wednesday. Go!
These whos are brought to you by the letter M (for Mr. Mark):
and the number 9, as in the 9th day of:
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November 10, 2014 at 5:34 pm
1. Who let the dogs out? Any person who has ever had children should know the answer to that one.
2. Who puts the holes in donuts? Pixies
3. Who do they put all those warnings on labels for – you know, the ones that are just common sense? For those who are seriously lacking the common sense gene
4. Who was that masked man? Did you see him as well?
5. Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who? Why Grissom of course!
6. Who goes moo when they see a cow? Those same people with toddlers.
7. Who was the first person to ask which came first, the chicken or the egg? Someone with too much time on their hands
8. Who likes lima beans? I mean, seriously…Nope. Not me. Although I’ve heard Fava beans and Chianti go well together…
9. Who makes my day brighter? You do! Who makes yours? Anyone who takes the time to smile.
10. Who has woken you up more in your life than anyone else? My body clock. Damn it!!!
Who lives in Whoville? Little people or those who are addicted to Dr Who?
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November 11, 2014 at 11:59 am
1. Ha! Good point.
2. I knew it!!
3. It’s something that seems to be spreading.
4. I did!
5. Hahahaha! Yes! You’re definitely in the running with that one.
6. It’s contagious!
7. Waaay too much time!
8. Ha! “fhfhfhfhfhfhfh”
9. 😀
10. I know, right?
Bonus question: Dr. Who? No, Dr. Seuss!
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November 10, 2014 at 5:28 pm
1. Who let the dogs out? My nephew, because they needed to ‘run free and into the wild.’
2. Who puts the holes in donuts? People who only want one bite and not the whole thing.
3. Who do they put all those warnings on labels for – you know, the ones that are just common sense? People like my siblings who will try anything.
4. Who was that masked man? My brother because he had the coolest Halloween costume, kids kept coming back to our door just to see it.
5. Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who? That is a good question, I’ll have to get back to you on that.
6. Who goes moo when they see a cow? That person over there with the bloody nose while I hold this ice pack to my hand.
7. Who was the first person to ask which came first, the chicken or the egg? A child because they ask all of the most annoying questions.
8. Who likes lima beans? I have found that I like them after forcing myself to eat them to be a ‘good example’ to my niece and nephews when they were toddlers and I was a teenager.
9. Who makes my day brighter? You do! Who makes yours? My family because even when I’m tired and cranky, my niece will walk up to me and give me a hug for no reason whatsoever.
10. Who has woken you up more in your life than anyone else? My sister’s youngest boy because he just would not sleep!
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November 11, 2014 at 11:52 am
1. “I want to break free. I want to break freee!!!” Thanks for the earworm.
2. Ha! Good point.
3. They must have driven your parents crazy!!
4. Wow, that must have been cool!!
5. Let me know!
6. You have an issue with cows I see…
7. It’s true! They do!
8. Ha! I was smarter than that. I told my eldest that I loved them SO MUCH that I thought he’d love them too so I gave him all mine! 😀
9. Aww.. that’s so sweet. 😀
10. Some kids don’t until they hit their teens – then you can’t get them out of bed!
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November 10, 2014 at 4:44 am
1. Who let the dogs out? Julius Ceasar
2. Who puts the holes in donuts? Gnomes, definitely.
3. Who do they put all those warnings on labels for – you know, the ones that are just common sense? Lawyers.
4. Who was that masked man? Clayton Moore.
5. Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who? Pete Townshend
6. Who goes moo when they see a cow? A bull.
7. Who was the first person to ask which came first, the chicken or the egg? Aristotle.
8. Who likes lima beans? I mean, seriously… Susana María del Carmen Villarán de la Puente
9. Who makes my day brighter? You do! Who makes yours? The sun.
10. Who has woken you up more in your life than anyone else? Father Time.
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November 11, 2014 at 11:46 am
1. HA!
2. Straight from the mouth of a gnome connoisseur. 😉
3. Yes! I knew it!
4. Had to look it up – which means he did a good job of staying masked! Bravo, Lone Ranger!
5. HA!
6. Again, do bulls actually say ‘moo’? I’ve never heard one.
7. You’re probably right. Questionable guy, that Aristotle.
8. Here we go to google again… HA! I should have known.
9. “Who”! Not “What”! Ugh.
10. Oooh, clever. Okay, you get a point and a half for that one. 😀
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November 9, 2014 at 10:28 pm
Again, trying to answer before I get to the comments section 🙂
1. Not me
2. Was that You ?
3. For those, who don’t have even the basic common sense and I have seen quite a lot recently. Better to be safe than sorry I guess.
4. Batman (Effect of watching Dark Knight movie on a Sunday evening)
5. Definitely not a ‘BOT’ ?
Now please type in this captcha (so that we can safely assume you are a human too) AK5T3H
6. My second niece
7. DoctorWho ?
8. All vegetarians I guess. Its like the saying ‘Beggars cannot be…’
9. Definitely You Linda 🙂 (along with a couple of other bloggers too … I have to honest here 😉 )
10. My cellphone.
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November 11, 2014 at 11:37 am
1. The evidence is inconclusive then…
2. Wasn’t me!
3. Yep, that’s what I figured. 😛
4. Good answer!
5. That’s for sure!! AK5T3H… I did it! 😀
6. I used to too!
7. Makes sense!
8. Oh, I dunno. Lima beans taste awful – I’d probably starve!
9. Aww… two points for that answer. 😀
10. Me too! But that’s a ‘what,’ not a ‘who.’ No point for you!! 😉
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November 9, 2014 at 9:32 pm
Who do you love?
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November 9, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Mostly my kids. 😀
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November 9, 2014 at 8:17 pm
I like lima beans 🙂
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November 9, 2014 at 10:02 pm
Why is everyone fixating on the lima beans!!? 😉
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November 9, 2014 at 11:35 pm
Probably because you didn’t mention butter beans. I’m much more fixated on butter beans! 😀
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November 11, 2014 at 11:31 am
I’ve never even heard of butter beans before, but they sound delicious!
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November 9, 2014 at 7:38 pm
Lima beans are great with butter and salt.
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November 9, 2014 at 10:01 pm
THAT’s what I’m missing. The butter and salt! Actually, I’ll just skip the lima beans and have the butter and salt. 😀 Yum!
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November 9, 2014 at 10:03 pm
Lol
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November 9, 2014 at 7:20 pm
Very cute idea. But I am taking the day off 🙂
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November 9, 2014 at 10:00 pm
Enjoy your rest, Deborah! 🙂
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November 9, 2014 at 5:27 pm
My husband told me that when you are driving down the road and see a cow, you’re supposed to yell, “Spaghetti!”
The holes in doughnuts are black holes. They actually alter the space-time continuum and lead you to eating the rest of the box. Of which you have no memory.
The warning labels are for the paramedics, so they can narrow down what you rebelled against.
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November 9, 2014 at 10:00 pm
(In the order you answered them)
6. Spaghetti!? With meat sauce I take it? 😛
2. So that’s where all those donuts went! The black hole that is my tummy!
3. I’m a such a rebel – the paramedics are bound to catch up with me sooner or later.
Thanks for being a good sport and answering some of my silly questions! 😀
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November 9, 2014 at 3:58 pm
1. Who let the dogs out? The cat.
2. Who puts the holes in donuts? You really don’t want to know.
3. Who do they put all those warnings on labels for – you know, the ones that are just common sense? People who are illiterate.
4. Who was that masked man? I don’t know, but he now has my wallet and my watch.
5. Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who? I’m working on that.
6. Who goes moo when they see a cow? A bull?
7. Who was the first person to ask which came first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken little. Oh, no, wait. That was the sky is falling. Oops.
8. Who likes lima beans? I mean, seriously… Llamas from Lima?
9. Who makes my day brighter? You do! Who makes yours? The sun.
10. Who has woken you up more in your life than anyone else? The cat at 4 a.m. when he jumps on my belly and starts kneading me with his front paws.
Bonus: “Who” gave you the idea for this post?
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November 9, 2014 at 9:56 pm
1. If I was the cat, I probably would too.
2. I don’t? Oh ew!!!!
3. So they don’t really want people to know? … I have a headache now.
4. After that masked man!!
5. Let me know when you figure it out.
6. Do bulls actually say “moo”? I thought they just grunted and chased clowns.
7. Maybe it was Henny Penny!
8. Tongue twisters will not get me to eat lima beans.
9. I said “who.” Not what. You lose a point.
10. I bet you had him de-clawed right quick!
Bonus: Me! And I only have two more “wh” questions left before I have to come up with another idea for my 10 Random questions! Ahh!!
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November 9, 2014 at 3:37 pm
I let the dogs out least they pee on the floor. No one makes the holes they merely don’t exsist. The masked man is the one who dominates me. My kids wake me up more than anyone else. The labels are made by idiots for idiots and I love lima beans.
Riddle me this:
They say that “he who sleeps with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers” so who in the hell is sleeping without washing their arse??
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November 9, 2014 at 9:48 pm
(In the order you answered)
1. Good point!
2. Ooooh, there’s a concept!
4. Does he have whips? Wait! Don’t answer that. 😉
10. Mine too!
3. I think you’re right!
8. You’re the only one so far!
Riddle answer: He who sleeps in the desert with only a few drops of water…
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November 9, 2014 at 10:07 pm
hahaha im sure he who lives in tge desert has a smelly everything lol
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November 9, 2014 at 10:09 pm
Ha! You have a point. 😀
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November 9, 2014 at 3:35 pm
I’ll have it Supersize without the leggings.
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November 9, 2014 at 9:40 pm
All righty then!
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