Editing is like self-grooming with an axe – you just want to trim your nails but you know you’re gonna lose a toe before it’s all over. ~ me
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Anyone who would like to try it out, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post, and if you do, you can ping back here to help your blog get more exposure. To execute a ping back, just copy the URL in the address bar on this post and paste it somewhere in the body of your post. Your link will show up in the comments below. Please ensure that the One-Liner Wednesday you’re pinging back to is this week’s! Otherwise, no one will likely see it but me.
As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a ping back from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.
Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”
The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Make it either funny or inspirational.
Have fun!
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June 17, 2015 at 4:03 pm
You’re so right, Linda! Hahahah, oh my! 😉
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June 19, 2015 at 8:22 am
Right? Happy it made you laugh, Lily. 😀
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June 17, 2015 at 10:19 am
I’m the opposite, with writing anyway, I’ll start off growing a bonsai tree and end up with a rainforest.
Can I borrow your axe?
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June 17, 2015 at 3:27 pm
I’m pretty dangerous with it… not sure if it’s better to hand it to you or throw it from here and hope for the best. But hey, it’s all yours! 😀
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June 17, 2015 at 9:58 am
Ha Ha HA! Brilliant Linda 🙂
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June 17, 2015 at 3:25 pm
😀 Thanks, Edwina!
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June 17, 2015 at 8:20 am
hahaha SO TRUE!! and blood, lots of blood!
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June 17, 2015 at 3:25 pm
Oh! So painful. 😉 hehe
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June 17, 2015 at 7:55 am
I can be the same way, with hedge clippers.
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June 17, 2015 at 8:15 am
Yow! Now that’s dangerous! hehe
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