A conversation between myself and one of my kids (unnamed to protect his future employment prospects … his future anything prospects).
Son: Is it okay to give a dog undercooked meat?
Me: Traditionally, dogs don’t cook what they kill over a cab fire… I mean a camp fire.
Son: Cab fire?
Me: I know.
Son: Hey! I’m not pulling over for that dog!
Me: Shut up.
Son: That dog’s got raw meat!
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April 6, 2016 at 3:24 pm
Haha! Well, who knows. To a dog, food cooked over a cab fire might taste good, despite the petrol smoke and ash. After all, they do like to raid litter boxes. But it probably wouldn’t be that good for them.
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April 6, 2016 at 8:42 pm
Blegh!!! I think I’d rather have a cab roast than raid a litter box!
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April 6, 2016 at 9:21 pm
Me too.
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April 6, 2016 at 9:48 pm
😉
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April 6, 2016 at 10:07 am
HaHA! 🙂
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April 6, 2016 at 8:34 pm
😀 Glad you got a laugh, Judy.
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April 6, 2016 at 7:18 am
Let’s hope nobody is cooking over a cab fire. I think I’d rather eat raw meat.
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April 6, 2016 at 7:59 pm
I think the cab driver would agree with you. 😉 hehe
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April 6, 2016 at 4:18 am
Yeah, a cab fire would give the meat a nasty petrol/burning rubber taste, not good.
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April 6, 2016 at 7:47 pm
I know, right? Ick!
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April 6, 2016 at 3:35 am
Ha! Yeah, that is so cool – they have killer food processing systems that can eaten rotten meat teeming with deadly bacteria and it tastes good to them. They roll in and then eat dead fish on the shore – Yum! Ha! That said, it is amazing -but the part that bothers me is that directly after that some humans encourage their dogs to lick the human’s face. Aargh! Blech!
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April 6, 2016 at 7:45 pm
Blegh!! Wouldn’t catch my dog in the house after that, let alone licking my face!
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