I went out a couple of weeks ago and left Alex alone with my best friend, John. Apparently while I was out, Alex let the puppy outside and back in numerous times, giving the dog a biscuit every time he came in. Eventually, John explained (in sign language) to Alex that if he keeps giving Winston cookies, he’ll get fat.
When John recounted the conversation, he signed it to me the way he’d signed it to Alex, and told me that Alex had laughed and laughed… It was actually fun, in a wicked sort of way, to explain to John that he’d inadvertently told Alex that if he kept giving Winston cookies, he’d get pregnant.
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April 27, 2016 at 9:06 pm
During a ASL presentation I mixed up shy with slut. I thought I was signing I am shy. But I signed I am a slut. My poor professor turned so red and almost had a heart attack. Lol.
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April 27, 2016 at 9:21 pm
Hahaha! That’s just as bad as saying, “I’m going to eat a lesbian,” when I meant “lunch.”
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April 27, 2016 at 2:47 pm
Hahaha! Too funny! I love it! I love cookies, so I’m glad it doesn’t really work that way 😀 But as for getting fat…thankfully I have SOME restraint. Maybe not much, but some.
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April 27, 2016 at 8:41 pm
Can you imagine how many kids we’d have running around? Haha!
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April 27, 2016 at 8:45 pm
Ha! We’d be in real trouble then. Talk about overpopulation 😀
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April 27, 2016 at 8:45 pm
What’s worse, we’d run out of cookies!!! 😀
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April 27, 2016 at 8:46 pm
Ah! Yeah, that’s true 😦
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April 27, 2016 at 1:26 pm
I am afraid not only Alex laughed. Made my husband and me laugh out loud 🙂
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April 27, 2016 at 8:40 pm
Excellent! 😀
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April 27, 2016 at 12:47 pm
Ha! That is so funny! I think it’s really great though that John is trying. Not many people go ‘out of their way’ to do that. Speaking of which, I’ve decided to learn ASL and have been working on that for the past few days.
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April 27, 2016 at 12:55 pm
Excellent! I wish you all the best with it! 😀
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April 27, 2016 at 3:30 pm
Thank you!
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April 27, 2016 at 11:15 am
Ahahahahaha!! *ow, my stomach* 😀
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April 27, 2016 at 12:54 pm
😀
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April 27, 2016 at 7:42 am
hAHAHA, that’s awesome. 😀
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April 27, 2016 at 9:57 am
😀
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April 27, 2016 at 7:38 am
Ahahaha! Oh that’s a great one! Thanks for starting my morning with a smile! 🙂
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April 27, 2016 at 9:48 am
You’re most welcome, my dear. 😀
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April 27, 2016 at 4:35 am
The possibility that you could mis-spell “cookies” as “cocks” has the potential for even greater hilarity.
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April 27, 2016 at 9:45 am
A bit obvious though…
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April 27, 2016 at 10:14 am
I usually find obvious is best where knob gags are concerned.
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April 27, 2016 at 4:10 am
Now that is funny!
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April 27, 2016 at 9:42 am
😀
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April 27, 2016 at 3:41 am
LOL
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April 27, 2016 at 9:41 am
😀
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April 27, 2016 at 3:03 am
Bwahaha! OMG, maybe that’s why I’m fat – too many cookies!
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April 27, 2016 at 9:40 am
Yeah yeah, Paul. When’s it due? 😉 hehe
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April 27, 2016 at 11:14 am
I’m keeping it in until it’s done high school.
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April 27, 2016 at 12:54 pm
Hahahaha! Good plan! I’d also wait until it has a job and can move out. 😀 Hahaha!
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