How do you know when you have an elephant hiding in your fridge?
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Footprints in the butter.
Or there might be a note…
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December 23, 2016 at 1:33 pm
Did you hear about the elephant with diarrhea? It’s all over town.
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December 23, 2016 at 2:42 pm
Ugh!! Cute. 😉
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December 21, 2016 at 12:04 pm
That is adorable!
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December 21, 2016 at 1:16 pm
😀 Thanks!
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December 21, 2016 at 11:00 am
HaHA! Clever! 🙂
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December 21, 2016 at 11:21 am
😀
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December 21, 2016 at 9:58 am
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December 21, 2016 at 9:25 am
That would take up too much room in the fridge. It wouldn’t say inside any other way. 🙂
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December 21, 2016 at 9:33 am
Unless you have a mouse standing guard. 😉
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December 21, 2016 at 10:10 am
LOL! 🙂
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December 21, 2016 at 7:02 am
That explains why there’s no room for the leftovers.
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December 21, 2016 at 9:32 am
Gotta remember to fill the trunk. There’s room in there. 😉
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December 21, 2016 at 12:55 pm
Eeew
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December 21, 2016 at 1:15 pm
“Eeew”? Why? Because it’snot clean? 😉
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December 21, 2016 at 4:23 pm
Ha ha – yeah. Something like that
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December 21, 2016 at 6:46 am
Cute, Linda!
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: An irrelephant.
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December 21, 2016 at 9:31 am
Haha! Funny! 😀
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December 21, 2016 at 5:52 am
Or the elephant left his shoes outside the door.
If it was an Indian one 😉
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December 21, 2016 at 9:30 am
Dead giveaway! 😉
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December 21, 2016 at 2:57 am
Or the droppings might be a give away too! 😁😊😋😉
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December 21, 2016 at 9:30 am
Ewww!!! He can keep that out of my butter! 😉
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December 21, 2016 at 10:55 am
He he I do hope so!!
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December 21, 2016 at 2:40 am
A backward elephant?
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December 21, 2016 at 9:29 am
Or a forward elephant writing from the inside.
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December 21, 2016 at 9:49 am
Aha, ok
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