Linda G. Hill

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One-Liner Wednesday – Foreigner


My son wrote on my fridge, “I wanna know what love iiisss…” but I, being the mom I am, couldn’t stand to leave it alone. An ode to my barren back yard:

I wanna know what grass is I want you to mow me

Here’s the song.


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44 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Foreigner

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  2. Haha!! OMG that is absolutely epic!


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  4. LOL! Good one 😀 I’ve always loved that song, too 🙂


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  6. I loved it also one of my favorite songs.


  7. Linda I did one, can you take a peak to see if I did it right? Thanks Lisa, (super fun)!

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  8. HAHA! Very cleverly done, I love it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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  13. HAHAHA! Excellent! 😀


  14. Thanks, I hadn’t heard that in a long time. I love your son!!😂


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  19. You have to respond appropriately 🙂 Our back yard is a bit of a wasteland, but the weeds and crabgrass do have to be mowed 😦


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  22. LOL! That’s awesome, Linda, and one of my favorite 80’s rock ballads. Questions: Do you know and did he mow?


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  24. Hot Mudded was the next one, presumably.

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  25. 😂😂😂

    That’s pretty great, lol.


  26. Hee hee! Had to be done Linda! That’s the kinda thing I do!!!


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