Note: Strong language, adult theme.

Monday, September 4th, 10:00pm
Drommen (and Charlene, Betsy, Madigan, Zoey, and Robert)

 

Drommen sits alone in the window seat. Charlene sits beside him.

Drommen: Hi.

Charlene: (smiles politely) Hello.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Charlene gets up and moves away. Several stops later, Betsy sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Betsy: (laughing) Pardon me?

Drommen: Do you mind if I masturbate?

Betsy: (mumbling) That’s what I thought you said.

Betsy gets up and moves away. Several stops later Madigan sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Mind if I masturbate?

Madigan: Fuck.

Madigan gets up and moves away. Two stops later Zoey sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: (smiles) Good evening.

Zoey: (grimaces) Whatever.

Drommen: (opens trenchcoat to reveal penis) Would you mind if I masturbate?

Zoey gets up and puts her foot on the seat.

Zoey: Put it away or I’ll kick it.

Drommen covers himself. Several stops later Zoey gets off the bus. Robert sits beside Drommen.

Drommen: Mind if I masturbate?

Robert looks at Drommen’s crotch, then pulls back one side of his trenchcoat.

Robert: (smiles) Mind if I join you?

Drommen gets off the bus.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, September 5th, 6:00pm

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