I don’t know which planets are aligned or what’s in retrograde, but yesterday my coffee maker broke and I came home to find my laptop wanted me to install an operating system: if you don’t hear from me for a while, you’ll likely find me wandering the streets, Internetless and decaffeinated, looking for a fix.
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October 26, 2017 at 8:27 am
Aw, I missed this one…it’s already Thursday… 😦
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October 26, 2017 at 6:45 pm
D’oh! Next week?
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October 25, 2017 at 3:47 pm
Hii Linda Here’s My #1linerWeds
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October 25, 2017 at 2:13 pm
Ahhhh! No internet is bad enough, but no coffee as well. Shocking!
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October 26, 2017 at 6:43 pm
It’s the end of the world as I know it!!! (Or at least it was on Tuesday. 😛 )
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October 27, 2017 at 3:52 am
HAHA!
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October 25, 2017 at 12:59 pm
okay, so ” if you don’t hear from me for a while, you’ll likely find me wandering the streets, Internetless and decaffeinated, looking for a fix.” – that made me laugh. (or if we find you twitching your head toward your lifting shoulder – ignore… nothing wrong me)
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October 26, 2017 at 6:42 pm
Haha! No … seriously … nothing wr … wrong. 😉
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October 25, 2017 at 12:52 pm
No coffee and computer! This is an emergency.
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October 26, 2017 at 6:41 pm
I know!!! Worst-case scenario!!!
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October 25, 2017 at 12:30 pm
May the internet angels watch over you and keep you safe until you find suitable coffee shop.
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October 26, 2017 at 6:41 pm
Haha! Thanks, JoAnna. Coffee situation is resolved – still employing the Internet angels. 😉
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October 25, 2017 at 9:57 am
Best wishes getting the technology straightened out in your life.
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October 26, 2017 at 6:40 pm
Thanks, Frank. 🙂
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October 25, 2017 at 9:33 am
Nooooooo!! 💜💜💜
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October 26, 2017 at 6:39 pm
That’s exactly what I said!!! ❤
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October 27, 2017 at 6:12 am
😱💜💜
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October 25, 2017 at 8:56 am
Oh dear me. Mercury is not in retrograde at this time, but there’s some sorta thing, a trine maybe, I can’t remember, we entered after the full moon. I do hope you get your fix. And your things get fixed.
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October 26, 2017 at 6:39 pm
Coffee’s been taken care of, laptop (dare I say it?) is behaving itself so far. *touches all the wood*
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October 25, 2017 at 8:47 am
Please locate an alternative coffee source at once. It’s for your own good!
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October 26, 2017 at 6:38 pm
I ended up going to McDonald’s for coffee! *gasp*
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October 26, 2017 at 8:40 pm
That’s better than nothing! 😎
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October 26, 2017 at 9:37 pm
Indeed. Caffeine is caffeine!
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October 25, 2017 at 8:28 am
I’ve been having tech trouble as well – so frustrating! Hope yours is sorted soon. 🙂
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October 26, 2017 at 6:37 pm
The coffee maker has been replaced, but the laptop … a bit more expensive. Hope your technological woes go away too!
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October 25, 2017 at 8:01 am
Hahahahaaa …. sorry for being heartless but your post got me out of a deep depression and made me laugh out loud. I can offer a mug of coffee as apology 🙂
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October 26, 2017 at 6:37 pm
My dear, this makes all my misery worthwhile. 😉 Hehe. You can send the coffee in the mail. ❤
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October 27, 2017 at 7:50 am
On its way 🙂 with a slice of double chocolate cheesecake if you like that sort of thing…
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October 27, 2017 at 11:15 am
YES!! 😀
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October 27, 2017 at 2:14 pm
🙂
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October 25, 2017 at 7:10 am
I don’t see a pretty picture resulting from this. I hope you have a backup mobile device and a few coffee bags stashed away somewhere. Good luck.
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October 26, 2017 at 6:36 pm
Thanks, Dan. I’ve got a new coffee maker …
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October 26, 2017 at 6:52 pm
Good move
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October 25, 2017 at 6:44 am
I have this vision of a woman in an internet coffee shop, begging for mercy, free coffee and the use of someone’s laptop. Hope it doesn’t come down to that.
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October 26, 2017 at 6:35 pm
Haha! Me too! I have a new coffee maker though, so it’s just a matter of keeping my fingers crossed for the laptop.
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October 25, 2017 at 5:30 am
I don’t think smoking those would do you any good.
Now, the big red and white spotted ones…
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October 26, 2017 at 6:34 pm
They sound dangerous. 😛
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October 27, 2017 at 6:26 am
Fly Agaric? Yeah, not for amateurs
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October 25, 2017 at 5:29 am
best of luck!
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October 26, 2017 at 6:34 pm
Thanks, Beth! 🙂
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October 25, 2017 at 3:26 am
Good luck, Linda 🙂
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October 26, 2017 at 6:33 pm
Thanks, Irene. 🙂
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