Phone rings.
Me: Hello?
My mother: Hi, Linda? I can’t find your phone number.
…
Seriously, if I don’t laugh about it, I’ll be crying all the time.
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December 18, 2017 at 5:19 pm
Bahahaha! 😂 Thank you Linda for sharing that giggle. You made my day! 😍
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December 18, 2017 at 6:53 pm
You’re welcome, my dear. I haven’t seen you around in ages! Hope all is well. 🙂
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January 3, 2018 at 7:19 pm
All’s good here honey. I moved again and have finally got settled. I will link up on Saturday with you and SOCS. 😊
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November 17, 2017 at 11:33 am
Got to love her !
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November 18, 2017 at 8:03 pm
Yep. ❤ Thanks, Willow.
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November 19, 2017 at 4:53 am
💜💜🌹
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November 15, 2017 at 12:33 pm
Hii Linda Here’s my #1linerWeds
https://throughmyheartweb.wordpress.com/2017/11/15/one-liner-wednesday-confused-heart-1linerweds/
😇😇
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November 15, 2017 at 11:37 am
Nice one!
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November 15, 2017 at 11:10 am
HAHA! Hilarious! 🙂
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November 15, 2017 at 9:03 am
I hope I will laugh when I can’t find the number. I’ve been volunteering on Wednesday mornings, but next week, I’ll jump back in to #1linerWeds.
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November 18, 2017 at 8:05 pm
Yay! 😀
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November 15, 2017 at 8:16 am
Reblogged this on All About Writing and more.
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November 15, 2017 at 8:41 am
Thanks for the reblog, Henrietta. 🙂
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November 17, 2017 at 4:01 pm
You are welcome!
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November 15, 2017 at 7:48 am
Oh that’s precious. I’d laugh harder, but once, during a call with my wife on the way home from work, I told her I had to go back to the office because I forgot my phone.
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November 15, 2017 at 8:41 am
Haha! Right up there with spending an hour looking for a pair of glasses you’re wearing. Been there. 🙂
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November 15, 2017 at 9:59 am
Or reaching to adjust the glasses you’re not wearing. Your mom’s in good company.
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November 15, 2017 at 6:42 am
And yet…when I need it, I still have to look up my own cell phone #. ????
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November 15, 2017 at 8:40 am
Haha! Right?
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November 15, 2017 at 6:35 am
A page from my own mom’s book… 😀
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November 15, 2017 at 8:40 am
😀
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November 15, 2017 at 4:28 am
https://tamo4u.wordpress.com/2017/11/15/one-liner-wednesday-friend-or-foe
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November 15, 2017 at 2:55 am
I can imagine that happening with my Mom too 😀
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November 15, 2017 at 8:39 am
😀
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November 15, 2017 at 2:16 am
Oh that’s classic!
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November 15, 2017 at 8:39 am
One for the record books, that’s for sure. 🙂
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November 15, 2017 at 2:13 pm
😉
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