Scene (true story): I’m sitting in the pantry, which is little more than a cupboard, to escape the bright sunlight streaming through the kitchen window. I’ve pulled the kitchen table, with my laptop on it, in with me. My best friend, John, walks into the kitchen.
Me: Yes, I know, I’m in the closet.
Him: You can come out. It’s the twenty-first century.
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The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.
3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.
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December 6, 2017 at 9:08 pm
That’s funny 🙂
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December 8, 2017 at 4:55 pm
😀
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December 6, 2017 at 4:54 pm
Funny, 😀
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December 8, 2017 at 4:55 pm
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December 6, 2017 at 4:39 pm
Reblogged this on All About Writing and more.
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December 8, 2017 at 4:56 pm
Thanks, Henrietta! 🙂
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December 9, 2017 at 5:38 pm
You are welcome!
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December 6, 2017 at 3:47 pm
Hii Linda Sharing my #1linerWeds
https://throughmyheartweb.wordpress.com/2017/12/06/one-liner-wednesday-night-n-day-1linerweds/
😇😇
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December 8, 2017 at 4:56 pm
Thanks for joining in! 🙂
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December 6, 2017 at 1:36 pm
Hi there Linda. Here is my link a true story: http://oxfordjunior.co.uk/one-liner-wednesday-who-wants-to-be-a-shopkeeper/
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December 8, 2017 at 4:56 pm
Thank you, Imad. 🙂
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December 6, 2017 at 11:08 am
Ba-dum, tish.
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December 8, 2017 at 4:56 pm
😉
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December 6, 2017 at 10:31 am
That is GREAT material and my kind of sense of humor! Tee-hee! Okay, I just had one this morning that I said to my hubby. https://flipflopseveryday.wordpress.com/2017/12/06/reasonable-christmas-request/
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December 8, 2017 at 4:57 pm
Thanks for the link, Sandi. 🙂 Glad you enjoyed my post!
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December 6, 2017 at 7:15 am
Ha, I love this! Thanks for the laugh this morning.
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December 8, 2017 at 4:57 pm
😀 You’re very welcome.
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December 6, 2017 at 6:31 am
Funny. So…I take it you came out of the closet?
To make dinner, of course.
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December 8, 2017 at 4:58 pm
Yes. I was back in there yesterday though. 😉 😀
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December 6, 2017 at 6:29 am
That’s so funny!
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December 8, 2017 at 4:58 pm
😀
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December 6, 2017 at 5:52 am
Hi Linda…my first time…I don’t know if I followed the instructions correctly… do let me know if and where I am going wrong… thanks n look fwd to more participation….
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December 8, 2017 at 4:59 pm
I shall endeavor to find your post. Thanks for joining in. 🙂
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December 6, 2017 at 5:20 am
That is really funny! Mine’s true too
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2017/12/06/one-liner-wednesday-a-best-friends-advice/
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December 8, 2017 at 5:00 pm
Thanks for the link! 😀
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December 6, 2017 at 2:49 am
Love it! You have the best ones!
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December 8, 2017 at 5:00 pm
Thank you! Though credit for this one really should go to John. 🙂
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December 6, 2017 at 2:33 am
That is hilarious!
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December 8, 2017 at 5:00 pm
😀
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