Linda G. Hill

Life in progress

269. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

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Sunday, May 27th, 9:00am
Gary and Danielle

 

Gary: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who swims?

Danielle: Bob.

Gary: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who water skis?

Danielle: Skip.

Gary: What do you call a dog with no legs?

Danielle: Doesn’t matter. He won’t come to you anyway.

Gary: What’s the biggest advantage of being a test-tube baby?

Danielle: You get a womb with a view.

Gary: You’re a real know-it-all, aren’t you?

Danielle: Yep.

Gary: I need new friends.

Danielle: What you need is jokes less than 30 years old.

Gary: Touché

 

Next stop: Monday, May 28th, 5:00pm

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Author: LindaGHill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

2 thoughts on “269. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

  1. Thanks for the chuckles today, Linda.

    Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    A: Right where you left them.

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