Saturday, July 7th, 9:00pm
Bella and Alice (and Edward)
Bella: I know he’s gonna be there tonight. I just know it.
Edward: (pops up in the seat behind them, making them jump) You mean me? I’m here.
Bella: No, I don’t mean you. And if you do that again, I swear…
Edward: Don’t swear, Bella. It doesn’t become you.
Alice: If you have to know, she means a guy that…
Bella: (interrupts) I’m in love with. And he’s in love with me. So go blow it out your ear.
Edward: Blow what out my ear? (shakes head) I’m here to give you one last chance, Bella. Be with me. You know you want to.
Bella: As much as I’m tempted I think I’ll pass. What, you got other options?
Edward: I’m considering leaving town.
Edward: You’re sad. I’m sorry. All you have to do is agree to marry me, and I’ll take you with me.
Bella: I’ll survive.
Alice: Why the change of plans? As if I really want to know.
Edward: There’s a woman stalking me. I believe she means to try to kill me.
Alice: (under her breath) Well there’s an idea.
Edward: She approached me last night and pretended to be you, my Bella. You but changed to be like me. A vampire. I could smell her a mile off.
Bella: You know, you’re kind of ripe yourself.
Edward: So what do you say, Bella? Will you come with me? It’s really not safe here.
Bella: I’ll be fine. Go without me.
Edward: Parting is such sweet sorrow. Good-bye then my love.
Edward stands and waits for the next bus stop.
Alice: Good riddance.
Edward stares at Bella.
Bella: You’re not going to hypnotize me into going with you.
Alice: (to Edward) Seriously?
Edward: Fine then! (gets off the bus)
Bella: (reaches out toward the door) Oh no! He’s really gone!
Bella and Alice look at each other and crack up laughing.
Next stop: Sunday, July 8th, 11:00am