Tuesday, July 10th, 5:00pm
Jocelyn and Jody
Jody: Mommy?
Jocelyn: (tiredly) Yes?
Jody: Can I be a rocket when I grow up?
Jocelyn: No, you can not be a rocket when you grow up.
Jody: Why not?
Jocelyn: Because a rocket is a thing, and you are not a thing. You’re a person.
Jody: But that new kid Jackie said his dad says he’s gonna send Jackie’s mom to the moon. How can Jackie’s mom go to the moon if she’s not a rocket?
Jocelyn: (thinks for a moment) Jackie needs to keep his mouth shut.
Jody: Jackie said his dad says that too.
Jocelyn: Does your daycare worker know?
Jody: (shrugs) Prolly. Jackie’s mom is my new daycare worker. She doesn’t look like a rocket. But Sammy says her tits look like torpedoes.
Jocelyn: Jody!
Jody: Well that’s what Sammy says.
Jocelyn: I think we need to look for another daycare.
Next stop: Wednesday, July 11th, 5:00pm
July 30, 2018 at 8:01 pm
I like it because I am on a crusade to change probably to prolly! 😀
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July 30, 2018 at 9:19 pm
Haha! Good luck with that. 😀 And thanks!
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July 10, 2018 at 5:42 pm
Lol. They have to learn some time. Enjoyed the short read.
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July 10, 2018 at 5:59 pm
Thank you, Frank. 🙂
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July 10, 2018 at 5:03 pm
Now that I spit my drink onto the table…nicely done.
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July 10, 2018 at 5:58 pm
Sorry. … kinda. 😉 Thanks, Dan. 🙂
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July 11, 2018 at 4:54 am
Don’t be 🙂
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