Backstory: the dog escaped the back yard and my son didn’t know because he was sleeping, so before I went out, I put a note on the door to warn him not to let the dog out back. When I got home, I put the gate up on the deck–the only place safe for Winston to go out. I couldn’t resist taking the picture, just so I could write the title of this post.
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August 5, 2018 at 10:14 am
Oh, so the scene was staged? I thought you were going to tell us that your son blew off the note and let the dog out anyway…
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August 7, 2018 at 7:01 pm
Yes, yes, it was staged. I’m too honest for my own jokes. 😛
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August 1, 2018 at 7:07 pm
https://dreamingreality646941880.wordpress.com/2018/08/01/mayonaise-well-1linerweds/
Just cuz…
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August 1, 2018 at 4:21 pm
Terrible exploitation of animals for art, I’m outraged on Winston’s behalf.
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August 3, 2018 at 10:26 am
He says he appreciates the thought, but that he possesses the self-realization that he’s a whore for exploitation in exchange for treats. He brings it on himself.
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August 3, 2018 at 10:34 am
Hahaha, dogslut
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August 3, 2018 at 11:16 am
He has no shame.
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August 3, 2018 at 11:17 am
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August 1, 2018 at 1:41 pm
Awww such a cute puppy!
I like leaving notes all over the place, too! 🙂
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August 3, 2018 at 10:20 am
Notes for the win! 😀 Thanks, Barbara!
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August 1, 2018 at 12:43 pm
LOL! I love it! Here’s my contribution, courtesy of my youngest (adult) child’s past. http://marianallen.com/2018/08/the-exasperated-child-1linerweds/
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August 3, 2018 at 10:13 am
Thanks, Marian. 😀
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August 1, 2018 at 12:32 pm
This is the best pic ever!!
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August 3, 2018 at 10:13 am
😀 Thanks, Laura!
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August 1, 2018 at 9:41 am
Here’s me!
http://butismileanyway.com/2018/08/01/one-liner-wednesday-1linerweds-season-switch/
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August 1, 2018 at 8:35 am
Nice photo of that note and the dog.
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August 1, 2018 at 9:59 am
Thanks, Frank! 😀
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August 1, 2018 at 8:29 am
Aw, Winston looks so cute, and slightly guilty, or is it happy someone else will take the blame?
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August 3, 2018 at 10:12 am
Haha! Likely the latter. 🙂 Thanks, Shelley!
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August 1, 2018 at 7:17 am
That’s hilarious – I love Winston’s expression. Thanks for the smile, Linda.
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August 3, 2018 at 10:06 am
He’s a very expressive dog. 🙂 Thanks, Dan!
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August 1, 2018 at 7:03 am
Peas leeet me in !!
💜💜💜
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August 3, 2018 at 10:03 am
It’s almost like he knew he shouldn’t be out there! Haha. ❤
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August 3, 2018 at 11:11 am
Yes indeed 💜💝💖
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August 1, 2018 at 4:17 am
Cute picture!
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August 3, 2018 at 9:52 am
Thanks, Martha. 🙂
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