I have no window coverings in my kitchen: there’s a window above the sink that looks straight into my back neighbour’s kitchen. Occasionally I’ll stand at the sink, fill a wine glass with water, and guzzle it right there. If I think my neighbours are watching, I drink two.
Perception is everything.
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September 22, 2018 at 10:04 am
Haha! I love it.
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September 22, 2018 at 10:23 am
😀
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September 21, 2018 at 8:38 am
Forgot to comment on how much I love this attitude. Guzzle that water!
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September 20, 2018 at 9:15 pm
I’ve always wanted a window over my kitchen. I figured it would be entertaining. Guess that can work both ways.
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September 20, 2018 at 3:12 am
Sharing link of #1linerWeds
https://throughmyheartweb.wordpress.com/2018/09/20/one-liner-wednesday-destiny-1linerweds/
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September 19, 2018 at 11:48 am
LOL! Here’s mine. Not as funny as yours! http://marianallen.com/2018/09/when-your-food-looks-nothing-like-the-recipe-picture-1linerweds/
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September 19, 2018 at 7:49 am
Here is my one liner
https://willowdot21.wordpress.com/2018/09/19/one-liner-wednesday-christmas-card-list/
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September 19, 2018 at 7:47 am
Oh! Definitely Sis 💜💜💜
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September 19, 2018 at 8:31 am
❤ Because you really just never know, do you? ❤
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September 19, 2018 at 10:23 am
No you do not 💜💜
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September 19, 2018 at 7:41 am
hilarious!
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September 19, 2018 at 8:31 am
😀
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September 19, 2018 at 6:48 am
That’s a good approach. If you know they’re looking, nudge the glass their way and toast the evening.
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September 19, 2018 at 8:30 am
I will definitely do that. 😀
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September 19, 2018 at 6:26 am
LOL, I love how you think, Linda!
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September 19, 2018 at 8:30 am
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September 19, 2018 at 6:24 am
Love the attitude!
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September 19, 2018 at 8:30 am
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September 19, 2018 at 4:20 am
Here’s mine Linda
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2018/09/19/one-liner-wednesday-5/
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September 19, 2018 at 2:26 am
You do make me giggle!
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September 19, 2018 at 8:29 am
😀
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