Now I know where the squirrel–the one who walks across my roof when I’m trying to sleep in–got his hobnail boots from.
(Pictured: a poured-concrete sidewalk slab with squirrel footprints in the cement.)
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September 26, 2018 at 7:34 pm
https://tropicalaffair.me/2018/09/26/scenes-from-a-wedding-day-one/
Ha! Tiny memories…
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September 26, 2018 at 5:38 pm
LOL!
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September 26, 2018 at 2:37 pm
HA!
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September 26, 2018 at 2:38 pm
Oh, my one-liner today: http://marianallen.com/2018/09/about-that-wolf-1linerweds/
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September 26, 2018 at 2:31 pm
The bushy-tailed creatures known as squirrels collect and store nuts, so they’ll have food to last through winter. That thriftiness benefits more than just the squirrel, as it also helps the trees, since squirrels fail to recover up to 74% of the nuts they bury.
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September 30, 2018 at 1:19 am
And now I know something new. 🙂
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September 30, 2018 at 9:25 am
I am a virtual encyclopedia.
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September 30, 2018 at 9:46 am
Indeed, you are.
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September 26, 2018 at 1:27 pm
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September 26, 2018 at 9:52 am
Those squirrel footprints add interest to that sidewalk, but I suspect it annoyed those who set that sidewalk.
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September 30, 2018 at 1:20 am
I bet it did.
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September 26, 2018 at 8:00 am
He obviously has escaped from the Mafia ! They use concrete boots don’t they!😱
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September 30, 2018 at 1:20 am
Haha! Yes! ❤
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September 26, 2018 at 7:58 am
LOL – that’s very funny! We don’t have a squirrel, but we have woodpeckers that do make their share of loud noises! Happy Wednesday!
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September 30, 2018 at 1:21 am
It’s the blue jays that really get to me. Woodpeckers add their share of noise though, for sure.
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September 26, 2018 at 7:01 am
A permanent manicure! 😆
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September 30, 2018 at 1:21 am
Haha!
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September 26, 2018 at 6:56 am
Ha! Now he’ll have better traction in the snow.
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September 30, 2018 at 1:22 am
Ha! As long as he doesn’t sink.
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September 26, 2018 at 6:33 am
Too funny! Might keep squirrel’s feet a little warmer in the winter. 🙂
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September 30, 2018 at 1:23 am
Concrete slippers! Haha!
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September 26, 2018 at 5:55 am
https://wordflorilegium.com/2018/09/26/autumn/
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September 26, 2018 at 2:18 am
HA ha!!!
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