Every time I broil something on maximum in my oven, I’m overwhelmed with the urge to say “hello” to it.
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January 9, 2019 at 4:44 pm
” HI.” ❤️
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January 9, 2019 at 5:49 pm
HI! ❤ Oh, wait. Are you talking to the oven? Haha!
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December 14, 2018 at 9:25 pm
LOL LOL OH LOL! 😀
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December 14, 2018 at 11:23 pm
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December 12, 2018 at 3:34 pm
I wish my oven was as friendly as yours! Mine just tells me the temperature!
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December 12, 2018 at 1:27 pm
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December 12, 2018 at 12:46 pm
And now I’ve got a whole new way to look at my oven. 😆
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December 12, 2018 at 12:54 pm
Right? Now we can wave at them even when they’re not smoking! 😀
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December 12, 2018 at 12:17 pm
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December 12, 2018 at 10:00 am
I envision appliances in the future will hold databases of information and they remind you when somebody’s birthday is approaching and they will sing to you on your birthday.
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December 12, 2018 at 12:00 pm
I think there are already fridges with that technology, aren’t there? I know there are some that tell you when you’re out of something.
I’ll be impressed when my fridge vacuums my living room. 😉
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December 12, 2018 at 7:15 am
LOL – thank you for the smile for Wednesday!
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December 12, 2018 at 12:01 pm
😀 My pleasure, Shelley.
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December 12, 2018 at 6:21 am
Hi Oven. How you comin’ with that fish?
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December 12, 2018 at 12:08 pm
Exactly!
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December 12, 2018 at 6:15 am
so funny, and i totally get that
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December 12, 2018 at 12:08 pm
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December 12, 2018 at 5:19 am
We call that a grill, so I always have the urge to interrogate it.
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December 12, 2018 at 12:09 pm
Ha ha ha!
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December 12, 2018 at 2:45 am
That’s what they mean by a happy cosy welcoming kitchen 💜💜
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December 12, 2018 at 12:09 pm
Right? Haha! ❤
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December 12, 2018 at 2:26 am
Appliance funnies… Always make me giggle!
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December 12, 2018 at 12:09 pm
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December 12, 2018 at 3:44 pm
😊
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