Photo depicts a steaming glass mug of coffee and coffee beans strewn over a wooden table. Text reads: “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” ~ Dave Barry
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The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.
3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.
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June 7, 2019 at 11:14 pm
https://tessacandoit.com/2019/06/07/one-liner-wednesday-6-6-19-using-a-walker/
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June 6, 2019 at 2:54 pm
Good one !
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June 6, 2019 at 3:43 am
I am a coffee drinker but not the dirty water one, I need an espresso lungo ! The Pingback thing I don’t understand it comes in my emails, no comment on my posts why do I get them then ?? All my “WordPress” friends don’t have it. They comment on the posts.
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June 5, 2019 at 10:00 pm
Agreed!!!!
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June 5, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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June 5, 2019 at 8:11 pm
That is almost criminal.
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June 5, 2019 at 10:31 pm
Right?
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June 5, 2019 at 4:10 pm
Yes yes yes. Dave Barry is filled with the wisdom…
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June 5, 2019 at 10:31 pm
Indeed he is. 😀
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June 5, 2019 at 11:02 am
so true
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June 5, 2019 at 10:33 pm
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June 5, 2019 at 10:04 am
I agree!
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June 5, 2019 at 10:33 pm
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June 5, 2019 at 9:51 am
https://www.michele-jones.com/one-liner-wednesday-morning-coffee/
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June 5, 2019 at 6:35 am
This is similar to chocolate. Doctor ordered…
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June 5, 2019 at 10:34 pm
Oooh, I need a prescription for THAT! 😉
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June 5, 2019 at 6:23 am
Haha!
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June 5, 2019 at 10:34 pm
😀
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June 5, 2019 at 6:09 am
I totally agree 💜
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June 5, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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June 5, 2019 at 5:50 am
Hehe! I miss Dave Barry!
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June 5, 2019 at 10:35 pm
Right?
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June 5, 2019 at 5:46 am
It looks like WP doesn’t want to put my pingback in today. This week my One-Liner goes on my “learning photoshop” and other awrtsy things. https://emseeker.home.blog/2019/06/05/one-liner-wednesday-ernst-haas-6-5-19/
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June 5, 2019 at 10:35 pm
Ooh, cool. Thanks!
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June 5, 2019 at 4:04 am
love it! Reminds me of this comedian who does a bit about line ups at coffee shops and McDonald’s. Hilarious! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUlf1F05gTA
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June 5, 2019 at 5:57 am
omg. I’m so that guy. For me it is the drive-through at McDonald’s. I *always* get behind people who have apparently never been to a McDonald’s, let alone a drive-through. “Get out of the line. . .”
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July 4, 2019 at 10:22 pm
Haha yes!! Love it!!
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June 5, 2019 at 10:35 pm
Haha! I love him. 😀
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June 5, 2019 at 2:40 am
I’d alter it to tea, but, yeah!
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June 5, 2019 at 10:35 pm
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