Do you ever scroll through your social media feed and see a photo fly by and stop because you’re not sure if you just saw a bowl of milk with poop in it and wonder, Did I just see a bowl of milk with poop in it? and, for a split second, think about going back to check but then decide that if it was a bowl of milk with poop in it, you don’t really want to know?
Yeah, me neither.
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August 28, 2020 at 2:42 am
Oh Lol! Linda your hilarious! I loved this! Hahaha! ❤
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August 28, 2020 at 8:31 am
❤ That makes me happy. 😀
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August 6, 2020 at 10:25 pm
I try not to scroll. It gets me in trouble. Maybe I just need to learn to avoid the poop better.
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August 5, 2020 at 1:16 pm
Thanks for the laugh, Linda. 😀 Here’s mine: https://anotherday2paradise.wordpress.com/2020/08/05/one-liner-wednesday-born-august-4th-1913/
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August 5, 2020 at 12:40 pm
Hope this raises a smile
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/08/05/one-liner-wednesday-5th-august/
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August 5, 2020 at 12:38 pm
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August 5, 2020 at 12:06 pm
I’d have to go back. I might regret it later, but I’d have to see.
https://thesoundofonehandtyping.com/2020/08/05/1linerweds-from-lamebook-2/
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August 5, 2020 at 11:26 am
https://paperkutzs.com/2020/08/05/one-liner-wednesday-did-you-ever/
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August 5, 2020 at 10:37 am
Here’s mine Linda
https://poetryforhealing.com/2020/08/05/one-liner-wednesday-98/
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August 5, 2020 at 9:29 am
Thanks for giving us the scope on poop Linda with that bowl of milk with poop in it.
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August 5, 2020 at 9:56 am
Haha! You’re welcome. The mystery of whether that was actually poop in a bowl of milk will, I hope, remain a mystery. But really, do you ever just not go back?
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August 5, 2020 at 2:32 am
Linda , that’s just too random 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈
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August 5, 2020 at 8:13 am
Haha! I always leave a hint in my tags. It happened to me a few days ago.
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