If I stuff an entire two-bite cupcake into my mouth and eat it in one bite, does that mean it only has half the calories?
Photo: A package of twelve tiny chocolate cupcakes with a label on the package that reads “Original two-bite (registered trademark) chocolate cupcakes.”
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February 19, 2021 at 3:38 pm
If I routinely gulp around my foot in my mouth after saying something out loud, does that mean I need to engage in a 30- day silent retreat just to see if I survive imploding?”
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February 19, 2021 at 6:01 pm
No, I think it just means you need to take your foot out of your mouth. Haha! 😀
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February 19, 2021 at 7:44 pm
Durn! thought the answer was just to stop saying anything (saying stuff takes lots of energy, ya know and I don’t have a staff of researchers to keep me apprised of the latest ‘hot topics to avoid’ – etc…..sigh – easier to keep quiet
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February 18, 2021 at 8:55 am
Yes it does, and then half the calories again if you can swallow it whole!
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February 18, 2021 at 4:07 pm
YES! Haha!
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February 18, 2021 at 6:21 am
Yes indeed it does 😋💜💜💜💜
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February 18, 2021 at 4:08 pm
Yay! 😀
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February 18, 2021 at 4:42 pm
💜💜
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February 17, 2021 at 1:37 pm
Maybe you could use them for false advertising and get a lot of money. 🙂
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February 18, 2021 at 4:11 pm
It’s not advertising, though. It’s their brand name. Now, if it was advertising …
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February 17, 2021 at 11:58 am
They should sell them as diet cupcakes!
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February 18, 2021 at 9:03 am
Or maybe decup cakes, to go with your decaf coffee! 🙂
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February 18, 2021 at 4:07 pm
Very clever. 😀
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February 18, 2021 at 4:11 pm
Exactly!
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February 17, 2021 at 10:15 am
If you walk while you eat them, you’ll burn the calories off. Sure that’s true. It’s science 🙂
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February 18, 2021 at 4:11 pm
Haha! I like your science. 😀
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February 19, 2021 at 7:16 am
Science rocks.
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February 17, 2021 at 9:56 am
Absolutely!!
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February 18, 2021 at 4:11 pm
😀
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February 17, 2021 at 8:58 am
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February 17, 2021 at 8:41 am
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February 17, 2021 at 6:44 am
I say the calories are reduced given the efficiency of the operation. Good job, have another 🧁
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February 18, 2021 at 4:12 pm
‘Fraid I’ll have to buy more… 😛
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February 17, 2021 at 5:52 am
Ha! Nice try, Linda.
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February 18, 2021 at 4:13 pm
Surely just thinking it up burned some calories! 😀
…
No?
Back to the drawing board. 😉
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February 18, 2021 at 4:45 pm
😄😁😄
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February 17, 2021 at 3:42 am
Oh, I’d say yes!!!
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February 18, 2021 at 4:14 pm
❤
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February 17, 2021 at 2:58 am
Definitely! My verdict! 😂🧁
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February 18, 2021 at 4:14 pm
Yay! 😀
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February 18, 2021 at 6:36 pm
😻
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February 17, 2021 at 2:48 am
You need to put two in your mouth at once, thereby using up twice as much energy to chew them, reducing the aggregate calories you retain from the cake.
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February 17, 2021 at 8:37 am
Leaving me only a quarter of the calories? (Say yes.)
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February 17, 2021 at 9:10 am
I’m sure working that out used up a few more, too. ;~}
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