Dear Jane, I take it back. Apparently your redundancy was still not good enough for someone. Love, An editor who stands corrected. Photo: A new bag of Janes’ brand frozen chicken nuggets on which is printed “Raw Uncooked Poultry.” The … Continue reading
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One-Liner Wednesday – Duck!
Photo: Mallard ducks on a frozen pond. VILLAGER #1: If… she… weighs the same as a duck.. she’s made of wood. BEDEVERE: And therefore? VILLAGER #1: A witch! ~”Monty Python and the Holy Grail” If you would like to participate … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – Help wanted?
Dear Jane, “Raw” and “uncooked” mean the same thing. Love, An applicant for the position of “editor” Photo: Janes’ brand frozen chicken nuggets in a plastic bag on which is printed “Raw Uncooked Poultry.” If you would like to participate … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – Waking on the weekend
It was interesting enough waking up to my eldest son’s cat on Saturday morning, since he (the cat) is supposed to stay in the basement, but it was even more interesting to find out Alex was riding him (the cat). … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – I need to get out more
You know you don’t get out of the house often when your kid comes home from school and frowns, confused, asking you why you got dressed today. (True story.) If you would like to participate in this prompt, feel free … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – Good or bad?
Nothing saves water better than a water heater that turns off after five minutes when you’re in the shower. (Motivational poster made for free at canva.com.)
One-Liner Wednesday – In Sync
Scenario: My best friend, John, is standing at the front door waiting to drive my eldest son to work. Eldest son is putting his boots on. Second son is watching TV, reading aloud everything he sees, as he does. Second … Continue reading
#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 30th, and One-Liner Wednesday
When you realize that you said and heard many one-liners in the last week and you should have written at least one down because you’re gettin’ old and forgetful. Here’s a random picture of summer, so I can remember what … Continue reading
#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 23rd, and One-Liner Wednesday
Found in my doctor’s office: Photo depicts a cartoon of a man in a doctor’s office. The doctor is pointing at an ex-ray hanging on the wall, saying, “I’m also concerned about that other thingy growing next to your whatchamacallit.” … Continue reading
#JusJoJan 2019 Daily Prompt – Jan. 16th, and One-Liner Wednesday
Dedication: “Can I get you anything at all? A piece of toast? Coffee? Tea?” Offers to me from nurses in the emergency room and while I sat in Alex’s room in the hospital. To all the nurses out there who … Continue reading
