I wonder sometimes if Chinese food likes me as much as I like it … The craziest thing? I got this same message almost exactly five years ago to the day. Figure out those odds, Mr. Holton! đ Click. Photo: … Continue reading
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One-Liner Wednesday – PIN codes
They advise us not to use our phone numbers for our PINs, but what happens when the phone company gives you a number that’s already your PIN? Happened to my mother. What are the odds? If you would like … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – Comparing Dogs to Cats
Photo: A dog panting, almost smiling, and a cat looking grumpy. Caption reads: “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.ââ … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – Always makes me laugh
Photo: Winston, my beagle/Basset hound cross with an expression that says “Seriously?” with the caption, “Outside of a dog, a book is a manâs best friend. Inside of a dog, itâs too dark to read.” ~ Groucho Marx If you … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – Just me?
Photo: A new lawn being laid with a hoe, held by someone out of the picture, evening out the soil to roll out a roll of sod on top of it. Caption reads: “Am I the only one whose eye … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – Dreamin’
Just a dog, dreamin’ of chasin’ a squirrel. Photo: Winston, my beagle/Basset hound cross, sitting with his paws up on the back of the couch, staring dreamily out the window. If you would like to participate in this prompt, feel … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday – Strength
âAlthough the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.â â Helen Keller If you would like to participate in this prompt, feel free to use the âOne-Liner Wednesdayâ title in your post, and if … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, August 5th – Do you ever?
Do you ever scroll through your social media feed and see a photo fly by and stop because you’re not sure if you just saw a bowl of milk with poop in it and wonder, Did I just see a … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, July 29th – I’ll take that
When someone on Facebook put out a post to ask, “If you gave me the last thing you bought, what would it be?” and I answered, “A bag of 2%,” it took about five minutes for it to occur to … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, July 22nd – The small things
Photo: A Lego man sitting at a desk with a computer. The Lego man is grimacing. Caption reads: “You know it’s a good day when you find the Lego with your eyes before you find it with your feet.” If … Continue reading
