That feeling when you know you wrote down your fantastic idea for a one-liner but at 1am on Wednesday you go to look it up and it’s nowhere to be found so you end up writing a stupid one-liner that … Continue reading
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One-Liner Wednesday, July 1st – Spuds
Do you see the face on the left and the butt crack on the right? C’mon. Tell me you do. Okay, just in case. Photo: A little light-skinned potato in a bag that has an eye and scars that … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, June 24th – Butterflies
Photo: A monarch butterfly sitting on a plant. Caption reads: “Butterflies are self propelled flowers.” ― Robert A. Heinlein If you would like to participate in this prompt, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post, and if … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, June 17th Oh, how true …
Photo: A blond teddy bear holding a red heart with the caption on the wall beside him: “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” ― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh If you would like to participate in this prompt, feel … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, June 10th, 2020 – Moooommm!
Here’s a scene you don’t see every day: me plugging my son into his feeding pump as he waves me off because I’m preventing him from being able to recite the words on his computer screen. (He’s Deaf, so he … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, June 3rd, 2020 – Is it just me?
I’m not the only one who’s so distracted by the news, I’m doing nothing but watching it, am I? Here’s a distraction of the opposite sort, just in case. Photo: Trees along the bank of a pond, with a paved … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, May 27th, 2020 – Peace
I just wanted a photo of the turtles on the raft, but the reflection of the sky on the water turned out to be the best part. Photo: A turtle pond, surrounded by trees and a narrow path beyond which … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, May 20th, 2020 – It must be magic!
Photo: Black and white polka-dotted slippers and pjs on a white-painted wooden surface. Photo reads: Who had “Spend two months at home in my pajamas” for their New Year’s resolution, and how did you make it so we’re all … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, May 13th, 2020 – Neglect
Wanna know what gets neglected in my house all winter while I’m busy single-parenting my kids, writing and editing books, and all the other stuff that goes into my 24/7 job? My upstairs ceiling fan. Apparently the spiders take over … Continue reading
One-Liner Wednesday, May 6th, 2020 – Ironic Independence
As I was about to go upstairs to my room to work yesterday, I turned to Alex and asked him if he could do something independently. I had one hand full, so I could only sign the two-handed ASL sign … Continue reading
