…is a question I never thought I’d Google. If you know, you know. If you don’t, read here about why you shouldn’t put chicken (or other things) in the microwave. Before you learn the hard way like I did.
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July 28, 2024 at 6:24 am
Eek your chicken exploded? Oh no! That is horrible! but it is also kinda funny!
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July 31, 2024 at 6:57 pm
Right? Haha!
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July 24, 2024 at 3:11 pm
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July 24, 2024 at 2:48 pm
Boom! Surprise! We’ve exploded a few things in the microwave before, hard boiled eggs (already shelled) being one of the latest! 🙂
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July 27, 2024 at 10:34 am
It’s scary! I admit I let out a bit of a scream.
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July 24, 2024 at 2:29 pm
https://thesoundofonehandtyping.com/2024/07/24/good-advice-1linerweds-3/
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July 24, 2024 at 1:04 pm
Yikes! I’ve never heard about that or had it happen. Glad you’re all okay! 🤗
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July 27, 2024 at 10:35 am
Thanks, Dar. It was only a small piece that exploded. It jumped right off the plate but that was it. I’m glad it wasn’t a whole chicken!
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July 24, 2024 at 11:31 am
Reminds me of I think it was an old SNL skit! 😂
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July 27, 2024 at 10:36 am
I’ll have to look it up! I need a good laugh right about now. 🙂
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July 24, 2024 at 10:28 am
Gross. I may never microwave chicken again!
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July 27, 2024 at 10:37 am
Not an already cooked one at least. I think they’re okay raw, but I’d check ahead of time!
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July 24, 2024 at 6:54 am
i hope you were not ill Linda I hope no one was 💜💜💜
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July 24, 2024 at 8:19 am
Not at all. I ate the exploded bit as soon as it stopped smoking. Haha!
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July 24, 2024 at 11:29 am
They can be a blessing and they can be a curse . 💜💜
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July 24, 2024 at 6:02 am
Oh my, Linda. I am sorry for the way it came about, but that’s the funniest one-liner yet.
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July 24, 2024 at 8:18 am
😀
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July 24, 2024 at 2:10 am
Oops 😬 🐓
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