Why is it impossible to eat just one of something that’s crispy?
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September 24, 2025 at 11:13 pm
Good question!
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September 26, 2025 at 8:41 am
Right?
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September 24, 2025 at 3:37 pm
If only I could find a bilingual, creative, artistic ,musical genius, humorous, good looking, gentle but strong, practical, tolerant, fun loving poet with shared interests and values, who was devoted to me for my brilliance, talent , beauty and modesty rather than my considerable wealth , and also lived around the corner I think there is a possibility I could be happy in a relationship !
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September 26, 2025 at 8:40 am
You might have something there. Haha!
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September 24, 2025 at 9:32 am
The crunch is just…ahhhh. 🙂
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September 26, 2025 at 8:37 am
Right? It’s addictive!
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September 24, 2025 at 9:08 am
l wish I knew why, too.
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September 26, 2025 at 8:37 am
It’s a condundrunch. 🤣
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September 24, 2025 at 8:07 am
You need to redefine “one” – One bag? One bowl? One handful? No, one handful is still impossible.
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September 26, 2025 at 8:36 am
All of the above are impossible, Dan.
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September 26, 2025 at 12:22 pm
🙂
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September 24, 2025 at 7:33 am
Here’s one:https://loucarrerascarver.com/2025/09/24/one-liner-wednesday-9-24-2025/
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September 24, 2025 at 2:25 am
Your one-liner is priceless, Linda! I’ve lost count of the bags of chips I’ve polished off during recent stress!
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September 26, 2025 at 8:36 am
You’re not alone, Rene. 😊
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September 26, 2025 at 2:54 pm
Hahaha!!
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