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One-Liner Wednesday – I hates the bots

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It’s official—I’m having my 3rd-best year of all time already … and I’m not happy about it.

Photo: Screenshot of my “Insights” stats for 2026 with 2025 for comparison. My realistic month of January last year had 6.9K views on my blog. This year the bots exploded the number to 59K.


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Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

27 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – I hates the bots

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  4. Brenda's Thoughts's avatar

    I agree. I hate bots too! What a nuisance.

    Well, here’s my contribution for this week… https://brendasrandomthoughts.wordpress.com/2026/02/05/one-liner-wednesday-first-words-yum/

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  5. Warren's avatar

    bots……for some reason you now have me thinking of microscopic versions of the robot from the original Lost in Space….danger danger Will Robinson?

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  9. Laura's avatar

    Those bots are surely working overtime. I refuse to believe they can’t find a way to weed those out.

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  13. Fandango's avatar

    I received almost 71k views this past October, mostly from Chinese bots. I took my blog private for the month of Novemer. When I came back public in December, my blog received 128k views, mostly bots. By last month views were down to 10k and so far this month I have averaged only 340 views a day. Probably 1/3 to 1/2 of those are bots.

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  15. Dan Antion's avatar

    I am not a robot! I had one month last year that was off the charts. I haven’t looked yet this year. Look at the bright side, you might be influencing the future of artificial intelligence.

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  22. Lou Carreras's avatar

    The bots tend to hit me at the beginning of the month, so I see a huge swell, followed by a gigantic trough. It’s irritating.

    Here is my single liner contribution:https://loucarrerascarver.com/2026/02/04/one-liner-wedsnesday-february-4-2026/

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  23. wrestlingwordblog's avatar

    Linda, Yes, I am having the same problem. The bots have latched unto one older post in particular and bombarded me with hits. At first I was elated; then I realized they were only fake stats. Ugh! Thank you for bringing this up.

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  24. Cale Caron's avatar

    Congratulations, Linda, on your blog success!!

    I have a love-hate relationship with AI…(is “bot” his last name?😉) I don’t really trust him, but I keep pretending I do, in hopes everything “tech-related” will continue working.

    Hope you are well, and keeping warm!!😊

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  26. Carol anne's avatar

    They are just so irritating! They ruin everything!

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