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One-Liner Wednesday, April 29th, 2020 – Ladies

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When Alex and I were out for our walk a couple of days ago, we passed a friendly jogger.

“How are you ladies doing?” he asked.

“Fine,” I answered, happy that Alex doesn’t read lips. He’s been bugging me for a hair cut, and that comment would not have helped matters.


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Author: Linda G. Hill

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52 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday, April 29th, 2020 – Ladies

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  4. Oh wow! Poor alex, good thing he’s unable to know the jogger called him a girl. 🙂

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  8. Two weeks ago I took the jump and cut off 4 inches. You won’t believe how many comments I received about that. It is not perfect, but it will do for time being.
    https://wp.me/p9EWyp-1Ry

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  12. I gave my father a haircut and he was quite pleased with it. I was very nervous and watched a few YouTube videos before I began. It was quite a success.
    I have offered my services to the other guys in my family but no one else is brave enough.

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  18. Sounds like you were fortunate Alex was unaware of the comment.

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  19. Close call, Linda. Still, that counts as social interaction.

    I’ve been trimming a little, but I think I need my wife’s assistance for the next phase. I’m not going to try working in two mirrors.

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  21. My son is looking pretty shaggy too. He has a beard, though, so he would not be mistaken for a girl! 🙂

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  22. My grandson has an angelic face and they have always kept his hair a little longer than most boys. He has lived with being referred to as being a girl since he was a baby 😳 I can empathize!

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  26. I would not yet draw that comment, Linda G., but I will soon have to choose to either running my newly purchased clippers through my own hair or pass it off to my wife. I did a good job on the beard the first time around, and that four-week task is coming up again next week. That’s the date I’ve set for the hair decision!

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  27. Yikes! That comment would not have helped matters indeed! Thanks for running this challenge. Here’s mine:
    https://thesoulsearchersite.wordpress.com/2020/04/29/atozchallenge-one-liner-yawn/

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  33. My kidults are furloughed or on reduced hours at the moment – it’s given them the oportunity to play hairdresser. Cost Center 1 (daughter) is now sporting bright red long hair and Cost Center 2 (son) has gone from mid-brown to platinum blonde!! Meanwhile, Mr D, not to be outdone, has developed a goatee beard! I’m bucking the trend and doing nothing to my hair! I’m so glad your son missed that comment!!

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