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One-Liner Wednesday – A battle to the finish


I got up from my desk the other day because Winston was whining. He wanted something on the kitchen floor that the cat was laying on.

But Mom, he’s laying on my crumb!

Seriously. Look at those eyes.

Admit it. You’d be scared too.

But in the end, it was too hot to argue.

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31 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – A battle to the finish

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  4. That was a struggle here until Kali passed. Now our Rosey (also a black cat) feels she’s queen of the world!


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  12. Awww, he looks so sad. We’ve had cats and dogs, and the cats do dominate.

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  15. They are so funny aren’t they? ❤️

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  26. They are worse than children and cats are real bullies to the dogs they live with….it’s all about power!
    Lovely photos 💜

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