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Adventures on my Paper Route: Why did the hen cross the road?

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Chicken’s eye view

So there I was, standing on the curb, waiting as I do every day to cross one of my town’s main thoroughfares. It’s not a particularly wide road, nor is the speed limit fast, but it’s busy enough that I have to wait most days. Today there was only one car coming, or so I thought. I was poised. I made the decision to cross.

Now, you know when your body is ready to move and suddenly you realise that maybe you shouldn’t let it? I didn’t see the other car. It wasn’t that close behind the one I did see, but it was close enough to make me hesitate. What it did was make me twitch. I had to make a split second choice. Stay or go. But my body was already in motion — so I ran!

Obviously I made it across the road — I’m here to talk about it. Had I been younger it would have been a little thrill. Since, however I’m at my age it was an adrenaline rush I’m still recovering from.

So why did the hen cross the road?

To feel like a spring chicken 🙂

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Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

4 thoughts on “Adventures on my Paper Route: Why did the hen cross the road?

  1. HT Bellaqua's avatar

    I have to say, if that’s a chicken’s eye view, then that bastard is one helluva chicken.
    Adorable post. Makes me feel like a Geezer of the Year recipient because I do know how you feel.

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