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“Top Quality Engagement Rings 80% OFF With Lifetime Guarantee.”
This was the subject line of an email which just showed up in my Spam folder. What I want to know is, a) is the ring guaranteed, or b) does it mean that you’re going to be stuck with the person you get engaged to for the rest of your life whether you want to or not, simply because the damned ring was guaranteed?
“Honey, I know I’m an flabbergasting bitch, and I’m spending every dime you make on shoes and male strippers but, you know… the ring….”
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July 7, 2013 at 4:15 am
LOL!
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July 6, 2013 at 9:28 pm
If it’s an engagement ring may not be a guarantee there but if you’re married and divorce, def. keep the ring.
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July 6, 2013 at 9:36 pm
Right! Good point 🙂
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July 6, 2013 at 3:28 pm
So funny! Gotta love those spam folders 😛
Ellespeth
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July 6, 2013 at 3:36 pm
I get some pretty entertaining ones. Recently I had a message from “Anna.” The subject line said, “Guess who?” Umm…. Anna?
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July 6, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Does anyone remember the Stephen King story “Quitters Inc.” (from Graveyard Shift, as I recall) about a company that would MAKE you quite smoking, no matter what?
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July 6, 2013 at 2:53 pm
Yes! From Skeleton Crew, wasn’t it? Hey, maybe the guarantee is that she’ll say yes! Haha!
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July 6, 2013 at 2:01 pm
It’s when those flabbers get gasted, that’s when you know you’re guaranteed.
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July 6, 2013 at 2:03 pm
And right when you want it the least! I should have thought of that. *rolls eyes*
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July 6, 2013 at 1:59 pm
Good question. Love the use of the word ‘flabbergasting’.
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July 6, 2013 at 2:00 pm
Thank you Charles. 🙂
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