Davey Jones: (with an Indian accent so thick, I could barely understand him) Is this Ms. Hill?
Me: (with my usual response) No I’m sorry, she’s not here right now. Can I take a message?
DJ: Are you a family member?
Me: Yes.
DJ: My name is Davey Jones and I’m calling from Windows operating system about your computer.
Me: I don’t have a computer.
DJ: Oh… well maybe you have a laptop?
Me: (looking at two laptops on the table) I don’t have a laptop either.
DJ: Oh… well maybe you have a PC?
Me: I don’t have a computer at all.
DJ: How old are you?
Me: That’s none of your business.
DJ: Are you a virgin?
Me: (hangs up, laughs out loud)
The phone number he called from is 607-723-1168. If you see this number on your call display, and you’re speaking to Davey Jones, please please please! tell him to fuck off on my behalf.
Thank you.
lindaghill.com 
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September 11, 2014 at 11:30 pm
Thanks much, reblogged on Why?
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September 11, 2014 at 11:32 pm
No, thank you! 🙂
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September 11, 2014 at 11:35 pm
No, thank you. Wait do you mean “no, thank you I can’t reblog? Or, a return “thank you?”
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September 11, 2014 at 11:38 pm
It’s a return “thank you.” Punctuation is everything. 😉
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September 11, 2014 at 11:40 pm
Just checking, cause I felt like playing a little.
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September 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm
“Let’s eat, Grandma!”
“Let’s eat Grandma!”
Punctuation saves lives.
😉
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September 11, 2014 at 11:55 pm
lol, love it!
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September 11, 2014 at 11:29 pm
Reblogged this on WHY? and commented:
Sounds like this gal met my PC Scammers! Be alert my fellow computer users, there are bad guys among us . . .
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February 9, 2014 at 6:46 pm
Ahaha, you’re gas! Great reply!
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February 9, 2014 at 8:39 pm
😀 Thanks!
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February 5, 2014 at 9:36 pm
I had a call once from someone saying they were from Windows and were concerned about a possible security breach on my computer. At his insistence that Microsoft “cared,” I burst out laughing and told him that’s how I knew he had to be a scam 🙂 I didn’t stay on the line long enough to get asked if I was a virgin 😉
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February 5, 2014 at 9:54 pm
Oh my dear Marie, you missed out! If only Microsoft cared enough to try to put a stop to these scam artists …
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February 3, 2014 at 9:40 pm
Nicely played , kudos to you 🙂
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February 3, 2014 at 9:51 pm
Thanks! 😀
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February 3, 2014 at 8:49 pm
They know where you live…..
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February 3, 2014 at 9:50 pm
That’s what worries me, Trey. If they know my name… thank goodness India’s a long way away from Canada! 😛
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February 3, 2014 at 8:32 pm
I get this call and similar ones pretty much all the time! It’s absolutely ridiculous. I used to promptly tell them that Windows Operating System is not a company. And of course they’d tell me it is. I would then go into a spiel about Microsoft – a long spiel I have to admit. But it usually made them hang up on me instead of the other way around. Which I always got a laugh out of.
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February 3, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Ha! Nice one. Beat them at their own game. 🙂
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February 3, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Wow, that is funny. I’ve gotten calls from these guys (not Davey Jones) and I usually let them go on for a while until they get mad and hang up. They are very persistent though and you will probably get another call from them. Of the calls that I have gotten none of them asked me how old I was, but I will gladly pass on your message should Davey contact me.
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February 3, 2014 at 9:48 pm
Thank you, Dom. 🙂 I need to come up with a good way to get him back. If you think of anything, let me know.
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February 3, 2014 at 6:06 pm
What an arsehole!! !! we get tem this side of the pond too!!
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February 3, 2014 at 6:29 pm
They’re everywhere!
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February 3, 2014 at 6:30 pm
No escape!!
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February 3, 2014 at 5:56 pm
Wow. That’s funny and that guy needs a medal of patheticness. Mostly so we can identify him on sight.
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February 3, 2014 at 6:29 pm
I think you’d actually have to go to India for that. 😛 In the meantime, you have his number. 😉
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February 3, 2014 at 5:55 pm
http://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/6077231168
From the look of it you’ll have another shot at Mr. Jones. Ask if he anyone’s gone down on his locker? Get it? Heh. I funny. I really want to abuse these calls in the future. Had one for a free cruise and realized I was getting screwed.
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February 3, 2014 at 6:28 pm
At least the cruise call people didn’t have to ask you if you were a virgin afterwards. Get it? HA!
I just went there and copy/pasted my blog entry in the comments. Thanks, Paul. 😀
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February 3, 2014 at 5:13 pm
This made me laugh out loud.
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February 3, 2014 at 5:17 pm
Good! That’s what I was hoping for… as it did me. 🙂 But seriously, the nerve!!
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February 3, 2014 at 5:03 pm
Very well answered Linda!
Irene
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February 3, 2014 at 5:06 pm
Thanks, Irene! I wonder if he’ll call back.
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February 3, 2014 at 5:07 pm
Yeah – maybe to hear if Linda is home now LOL
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February 3, 2014 at 5:09 pm
Ha! Yeah, I didn’t think of that. I’ll have to think ahead of what I’ll say to him. 😛
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February 3, 2014 at 5:10 pm
Enjoy 😀
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February 3, 2014 at 4:59 pm
Oh My Word!
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February 3, 2014 at 5:05 pm
Ha! Yeah, that one really took the cake.
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