I’m about to take you into a dark place: My mind. Ready?
Momastrophe – A catastrophe of a decaffeinated nature, in which Mom doesn’t get her coffee in the morning. Momastrophe.

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May 12, 2016 at 6:19 pm
What a great word! It’s 8am in Melbourne and I’m off to get my fix now. 🙂
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May 12, 2016 at 12:29 am
*applause* That’s an epic word! 😀
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May 11, 2016 at 1:14 pm
I know people like this! Beware of that look and if you see it… slowly back away.
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May 11, 2016 at 3:13 pm
Hehehe. Yep, that’s me. And my family knows it. 😉
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May 11, 2016 at 9:55 am
The day doesn’t start without it. I was given a cold drip coffee maker for mother’s day. Brewing my first batch overnight 🙂
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May 11, 2016 at 10:06 am
Cold drip? Does that mean the coffee is cold? I’ve never heard of one of those before.
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May 11, 2016 at 10:18 pm
We have a cafe here called the Coffee Barun. They make it there and also sell home kits. Ice cold water drips very slowly through a filtered system over several hours. What you get at the end is a pure coffee without the acidity etc. They served it as a frappe (poured over crushed ice) which is lovely in summer. I have made it into a hot coffee at home. This is what my filter looks like. Sorry about the long link, I don’t know how else to do it here on reader – http://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=CRP6CLeYzV8KkI4Os9gWRlr7gCYDmwI0G0P7F86ICuMH1wZoBCAYQAigIYKW4moCcAaABuM6a1wPIAQepAlXApI3vv6g-qgQnT9CjcBb-ta4KRRIOFlDjdM6PieEGfM9C9iHx9cx2WmIgxUc3IZbpugUTCK686de608wCFcSTlAod27kG5MAFBcoFAIgGAaAGJoAHsLHlKIgHAZAHAqgHpr4b2AcB4BKg7a-dlYCptd4B&ei=LeYzV-7xGMSn0gTb85qgDg&ohost=www.google.com.au&cid=CAESIuD2dNND48m6stK38lZRxRBxYzuEUlbuYQGftBS4KIGh4zk&sig=AOD64_3JbJtkXZW6UYQtmJzV3PNy7-aoSQ&ctype=5&clui=8&q=&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiuvOnXutPMAhXEk5QKHdu5BuQQuxcIqgE&adurl=https://www.coffeebeanco.com.au/cold-brewers/3300-bruer-cold-brew-system.html
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May 11, 2016 at 8:24 am
I call those coffeemergencies and they are NOT okay! 😛
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May 11, 2016 at 9:25 am
Coffeemergencies!! I love it! Let’s try using them both in a sentence…
It’s a coffeemergency! Quick, pour a cup before there’s a momastrophe!!!
Yep, that works. 😀
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May 11, 2016 at 9:26 am
Stay caffeinated, my friend 😉
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May 11, 2016 at 10:05 am
Haha! You too. 🙂
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May 11, 2016 at 7:08 am
Oh, mom without coffee – not in our house.
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May 11, 2016 at 7:43 am
It’s just not a pretty sight.
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May 11, 2016 at 5:34 am
ooh- yes
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May 11, 2016 at 7:42 am
Right? 🙂
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May 11, 2016 at 4:03 am
Yup. Drinking mine as I read 🙂
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May 11, 2016 at 7:35 am
Me too! Cheers! 🙂
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