I haven’t left the cranberries in my fridge since Christmas dinner to conduct a science experiment. They’re there for a psychological experiment, to see which of my family members will get sick of seeing them there first and throw them away. On the other hand, maybe they’ll grow a brain and a spine and leave on their own. My money’s on the cranberries.
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March 2, 2017 at 2:38 pm
Okay, the link is late…
https://thesoundofonehandtyping.wordpress.com/2017/03/01/an-ash-wednesday-1linerweds/
Cranberries will up and leave on you, so you’ve probably put your money on the right horse…
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March 1, 2017 at 5:25 pm
My money is on the Cranberries too!! 🙂
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March 1, 2017 at 3:30 pm
HaHA! I love the fridge magnets’ message as well!
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March 1, 2017 at 7:03 am
Let’s hope they don’t turn into jelly stuff that comes out of the can.
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March 1, 2017 at 6:23 am
Have they turned green yet?
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March 1, 2017 at 2:38 am
If you’re lucky, you might end up with cranberry liquor.
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