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One-Liner Wednesday – Coffee!


Photo depicts a steaming glass mug of coffee and coffee beans strewn over a wooden table. Text reads: “It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” ~ Dave Barry

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As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a pingback from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.

Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.

3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.

4. Add our lovely badge to your post for extra exposure!

5. Have fun!

Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

49 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Coffee!

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  2. I am a coffee drinker but not the dirty water one, I need an espresso lungo ! The Pingback thing I don’t understand it comes in my emails, no comment on my posts why do I get them then ?? All my “WordPress” friends don’t have it. They comment on the posts.

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  4. That is almost criminal.

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  7. Yes yes yes. Dave Barry is filled with the wisdom…

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  16. This is similar to chocolate. Doctor ordered…

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  19. Hehe! I miss Dave Barry!

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  21. It looks like WP doesn’t want to put my pingback in today. This week my One-Liner goes on my “learning photoshop” and other awrtsy things.

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  24. love it! Reminds me of this comedian who does a bit about line ups at coffee shops and McDonald’s. Hilarious!

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  26. I’d alter it to tea, but, yeah!

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