Funniest thing I heard over the weekend: from Adam, the adult son of my best friend, John.
When you go to confession, is that like a friarside chat?
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2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.
3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.
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September 19, 2019 at 11:52 pm
Lol sooo funny! 😀
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September 19, 2019 at 2:10 am
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September 19, 2019 at 12:11 am
Here is my contribution. Do check it out.
https://saltedcaramel670.wordpress.com/2019/09/18/one-liner-wednesday-18-09-19/
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September 18, 2019 at 7:17 pm
Here is always the same game …
https://gattinawritercramps.blogspot.com/2019/09/the-same-thing.html?m=1
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September 18, 2019 at 9:40 pm
😂
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September 18, 2019 at 4:03 pm
Excellent Linda that’s so funny 💜
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September 18, 2019 at 11:33 am
That’s a good one!🥰
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September 18, 2019 at 9:32 am
Nice vicar-ious one liner.
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September 19, 2019 at 9:13 am
Haha! Did you pull a muscle for that one? 😉
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September 19, 2019 at 9:42 am
It just came to me
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September 19, 2019 at 1:24 pm
It just seemed a bit of a stretch.
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September 19, 2019 at 1:49 pm
How disappointing, I thought it was rather good, hahaha
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September 18, 2019 at 8:07 am
Yes, I do suppose he’s right, or at least has a point…
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September 18, 2019 at 8:01 am
I grew up Catholic and this one made me giggle!!
Link is acting up this morning. Here’s mine: https://riddlefromthemiddle.com/2019/09/18/respect-1linerweds/
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September 18, 2019 at 7:24 am
That’s brilliant. So funny.
I’m in this week. My link is here: https://thespectacledbean.com/2019/09/18/one-liner-wednesday-he-might-not-be-a-birds-best-friend/
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September 18, 2019 at 7:20 am
https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2019/09/18/one-liner-wednesday-7/
Love yours, it’s hilarious!
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September 18, 2019 at 7:15 am
I love a good pun.
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September 18, 2019 at 6:49 am
That made me laugh, Linda. Thanks for starting my day off with a chuckle.
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September 19, 2019 at 9:14 am
My pleasure, Dan. 🙂
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September 18, 2019 at 4:52 am
)))
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September 18, 2019 at 2:19 am
That’s good! Very funny! Love a good pun!
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