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#JusJoJan 9/20 – Num-num-num

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First off, thank you to Maggie for our prompt word, “scrumptious,” today! You can find her Just Jot it January post here. Go have a read, say hi, and give her a follow!

There’s always loads of scrumptious food at my house over the holiday season. From Halloween all the way up to the end of the year, for that matter. If I were to draw a graph of my weight over the period of a year, I’m sure the line would go up steadily from the first of November and peak around now.

And it’s the same thing every year: buckle down as soon as the warmer weather comes and it’s safe to drive every day, and get out for walks to shed some of the weight.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

I need someone to ration me–to feed me the way I feed the dog. He would eat all day every day if he could. I’m sure of it. He’ll do anything for his tastebuds. Or his stomach, since I’m sure the garbage he gets into does nothing for the former.

I love my tastebuds, but I curse them sometimes. Think how skinny we’d all be if food tasted like tissues …

I’m not convinced that dogs don’t eat tissues because they want their poop to be gift-wrapped when we have to pick it up.

This post moved a bit out of the realm of scrumptious, didn’t it?

 

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11 thoughts on “#JusJoJan 9/20 – Num-num-num

  1. “I’m not convinced that dogs don’t eat tissues because they want their poop to be gift-wrapped when we have to pick it up.” LOLOLOLOLOLOL! If that ain’t a one-liner, it’ll do ’til a one-liner comes along!

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  2. I know about the wrappings dogs might use! Good take on the prompt. Bit different but good.

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  3. Oh, that was fun. But the tissue– Kali thinks it’s to gift-wrap the kitty litter she eats. UGH!

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  4. Love your take on the prompt, Linda. Thanks for letting me play.

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  5. I haven’t gotten wrapped poop yet. Guess that leaves me something to look forward to.

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  6. From scrumptious to dog poop – nicely done, Linda.

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  7. Lol Linda as a human who owns a dog I get your drift 💜💜💜

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