I’m at a stage in my life where morning coffee is less craving and more a matter of public safety.
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March 27, 2025 at 4:29 pm
I’m the same but with tea – never been a coffee drinker.
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March 27, 2025 at 8:10 am
You bet, pity da fool, who keeps me from my morning cuppa!
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April 3, 2025 at 8:28 pm
Haha!
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March 27, 2025 at 6:41 am
I’ve been in this stage a LONG time!
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March 27, 2025 at 12:30 am
I so understand!
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March 26, 2025 at 7:37 pm
https://thesoundofonehandtyping.com/2025/03/26/so-would-i-1linerweds/
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March 26, 2025 at 1:23 pm
I like that. I think I’ve been there for a while.
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March 26, 2025 at 11:47 am
Here’s mine
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March 26, 2025 at 10:13 am
I know this is so because if I schedule an appt too early my 30 minute drive there gets sketchy🤣
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March 26, 2025 at 8:03 am
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March 26, 2025 at 7:43 am
Life! Brought to you by Magic Awake Juice!
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March 26, 2025 at 6:35 am
Ha ha! Same! My family’s safety!
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March 26, 2025 at 4:41 am
Lol! Same here
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March 26, 2025 at 2:29 am
Me too 💜
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