Might just be me, but I got a giggle out of this.

Photo: A movie ticket that reads: Aud(itorium) 1, Row: F, Seat: 8. “Send Help” (which is the title of the movie).
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March 4, 2026 at 7:38 pm
That really is hilarious. Coordinates for the place to send help! Here’s mine for this week. Thank you for hosting, Linda! … https://brendasrandomthoughts.wordpress.com/2026/03/05/one-liner-wednesday-finding-that-one/
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March 4, 2026 at 7:41 pm
Exactly! So precise. 🤣
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March 4, 2026 at 7:16 pm
It took all day to locate the darned quote! https://loucarrerascarver.com/2026/03/04/one-liner-wednesday-3-4-2026/
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March 4, 2026 at 7:40 pm
I hate it when that happens!
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March 4, 2026 at 8:05 pm
It wasn’t the translation I wanted, but I settled for it.
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March 4, 2026 at 9:28 am
Bwahahahahahaaaa!!! Phew. Okay, that one got me laughing too…
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March 4, 2026 at 7:39 pm
😀 🤣💜
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March 4, 2026 at 8:06 am
LOL 😀
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March 4, 2026 at 9:04 am
😁
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March 4, 2026 at 7:11 am
That is funny. Happy Wednesday, Linda.
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March 4, 2026 at 9:04 am
Right back at you, Dan!
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March 4, 2026 at 4:23 am
Oh my goodness…
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March 4, 2026 at 2:36 am
Here’s my entry:
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