Life in progress

One-Liner Wednesday – Everything’s funnier with an axe



Editing is like self-grooming with an axe – you just want to trim your nails but you know you’re gonna lose a toe before it’s all over. ~ me


Anyone who would like to try it out, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post, and if you do, you can ping back here to help your blog get more exposure. To execute a ping back, just copy the URL in the address bar on this post and paste it somewhere in the body of your post. Your link will show up in the comments below. Please ensure that the One-Liner Wednesday you’re pinging back to is this week’s! Otherwise, no one will likely see it but me.

As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a ping back from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.

Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Make it either funny or inspirational.

Have fun!

Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

32 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Everything’s funnier with an axe

  1. Pingback: He Said, She Said: Bloggers Edition #6. | Manuscript. Head. Drawer.

  2. Pingback: Delicate – One-Liner Wednesday | martha0stout

  3. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday — Dog Vocabulary | joeyfullystated

  4. Pingback: One liner Wednesday : | willowdot21

  5. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday: Caps Lock | Amusing Nonsense

  6. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday- Cheerios | an Everything blogel

  7. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday | Growth | Yes, I am Sam and K.S

  8. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday–On pots and kettles | Adventures in Single Mommyhood

  9. Pingback: Only in Math – One-liner Wednesday | Jeanne Owens, author

  10. Pingback: One- Liner Wednesday- Happiness | Margret's life journey

  11. You’re so right, Linda! Hahahah, oh my! 😉


  12. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday – Of Pigs and Trolls | Anything you like

  13. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday — Dunno, Don’t Care | joeyfullystated

  14. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday | “PERSISTENCE PAYS OFF!!” | What's Rattling My Cage

  15. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday | IreneDesign2011

  16. Pingback: One liner Wednesday… | Diary of an Internet Nobody.

  17. I’m the opposite, with writing anyway, I’ll start off growing a bonsai tree and end up with a rainforest.
    Can I borrow your axe?

    Liked by 1 person

  18. Pingback: Episode 379: One-Liner Wednesday. | Edwina's Episodes

  19. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday: Normal | Golden Daze

  20. Ha Ha HA! Brilliant Linda 🙂


  21. Pingback: One Liner Wednesday: A Quote that Keeps Me Going | RedefiningRandom

  22. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday: Patience | Randomness Expressed

  23. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday – Self-Awareness | This Thing Called Life One Word at a Time

  24. Pingback: One-Liner Wednesday: Grammar Nazi – Mathemagical Site

  25. Pingback: One Liner Wednesday- Kind Word Echoes Are Truly Endless | Journey To A Healthy Me

  26. hahaha SO TRUE!! and blood, lots of blood!


  27. I can be the same way, with hedge clippers.


Don't hesitate - jump right in!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.