Good news are on their way!

I’ve found my calling: fortune cookie editor! My motto will be, “Making your Chinese food grammatically tastier, one line at a time.”
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The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Make it either funny or inspirational.
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March 9, 2016 at 7:29 pm
Now that’s funny! And I thought I was the grammar Nazi! I want that job!
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March 10, 2016 at 1:26 pm
I know, right? It would be a busy job, I’m sure!
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March 9, 2016 at 2:29 pm
Have you ever visited Engrish.com? I think you’d enjoy it.
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March 10, 2016 at 1:10 pm
I haven’t yet, but I will. 😀 Thanks, John.
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March 10, 2016 at 2:18 pm
You will really enjoy it. Sometimes you can figure out what they were trying to say, other times, it’s just word salad…
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March 10, 2016 at 2:49 pm
Hehe. Yeah, I’ve been to Japan… 😉
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March 9, 2016 at 9:10 am
😂 Wow! I’m always amazed at where we find grammatical errors.
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March 9, 2016 at 10:20 am
Right? I once found a few at the introductory post on a blog advertising editing services…
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March 9, 2016 at 10:39 am
That’s just terrible! Lol. People give the “grammar police” a hard time, but we wouldn’t be here if they did things correctly! Lol
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March 10, 2016 at 1:07 pm
Excellent observation, Helen. 🙂
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March 9, 2016 at 7:24 am
I like that a lot, Linda. And while you’re at it…could you get them to print a bit larger and maybe…use more ink ??? ☺
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March 9, 2016 at 10:11 am
And make the cookies bigger while they’re at it! 😀 Thanks, Van!
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March 9, 2016 at 6:57 am
I doubt you would ever run out of material, Linda!
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March 9, 2016 at 10:09 am
Especially with that Confucius guy. 😉
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March 9, 2016 at 5:58 am
hysterical- I guess there is ALOT of good news coming the way of the person with that fortunate, so much it is written in plural 😀
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March 9, 2016 at 9:41 am
Haha! Indeed. 😀
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March 9, 2016 at 4:22 am
Bwahahaha! A fortune cookie grammar expert – i like it. You could consult for the Federal gov’t for big money.
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March 9, 2016 at 9:38 am
Haha! I could! I could let them know who’s going to win the election down south, with grammatical accuracy. 😉
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