Linda G. Hill

Life in progress

One-Liner Wednesday – I’ve found my calling!


Good news are on their way!
I’ve found my calling: fortune cookie editor! My motto will be, “Making your Chinese food grammatically tastier, one line at a time.”

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Anyone who would like to try it out, feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post, and if you do, you can ping back here to help your blog get more exposure. To execute a ping back, just copy the URL in the address bar on this post and paste it somewhere in the body of your post. Your link will show up in the comments below. Please ensure that the One-Liner Wednesday you’re pinging back to is this week’s! Otherwise, no one will likely see it but me.

As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a ping back from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.

Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Make it either funny or inspirational.

3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.

4. Add our new, very cool badge to your post for extra exposure!

5. Have fun!

Author: LindaGHill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

28 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – I’ve found my calling!

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  2. Now that’s funny! And I thought I was the grammar Nazi! I want that job!


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  7. 😂 Wow! I’m always amazed at where we find grammatical errors.


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  10. I like that a lot, Linda. And while you’re at it…could you get them to print a bit larger and maybe…use more ink ??? ☺


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  12. I doubt you would ever run out of material, Linda!


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  14. hysterical- I guess there is ALOT of good news coming the way of the person with that fortunate, so much it is written in plural 😀


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  16. Bwahahaha! A fortune cookie grammar expert – i like it. You could consult for the Federal gov’t for big money.


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