Linda G. Hill

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One-Liner Wednesday – Some conversations go downhill faster

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A conversation between myself and one of my kids (unnamed to protect his future employment prospects … his future anything prospects).

Son: Is it okay to give a dog undercooked meat?

Me: Traditionally, dogs don’t cook what they kill over a cab fire… I mean a camp fire.

Son: Cab fire?

Me: I know.

Son: Hey! I’m not pulling over for that dog!

Me: Shut up.

Son: That dog’s got raw meat!

Taxi! Winston, Alex, and John

Taxi!
(Winston, Alex, and my friend, John)

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21 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Some conversations go downhill faster

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  2. Haha! Well, who knows. To a dog, food cooked over a cab fire might taste good, despite the petrol smoke and ash. After all, they do like to raid litter boxes. But it probably wouldn’t be that good for them.

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  7. Let’s hope nobody is cooking over a cab fire. I think I’d rather eat raw meat.

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  12. Yeah, a cab fire would give the meat a nasty petrol/burning rubber taste, not good.

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  13. Ha! Yeah, that is so cool – they have killer food processing systems that can eaten rotten meat teeming with deadly bacteria and it tastes good to them. They roll in and then eat dead fish on the shore – Yum! Ha! That said, it is amazing -but the part that bothers me is that directly after that some humans encourage their dogs to lick the human’s face. Aargh! Blech!

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