“If life hands you lemons… make lemonade. Then… try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka…”
― Les Edgerton
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The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:
1. Make it one sentence.
2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.
3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.
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March 9, 2017 at 4:20 pm
My one-liner subtitles a new poem at Nickers and Ink.
Reset in Motion
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March 15, 2017 at 12:08 am
Thanks, Linda. 🙂
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March 9, 2017 at 11:19 am
HAHAHA! Brilliant! 🙂
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March 15, 2017 at 12:04 am
😀 I agree!
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March 8, 2017 at 10:00 pm
https://annapurani93.wordpress.com/2017/03/09/one-liner-wednesday-6/
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March 8, 2017 at 9:53 pm
Haha, that is awesome!
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March 15, 2017 at 12:00 am
😀 I thought so too.
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March 8, 2017 at 5:04 pm
I’d be more likely to mix lemonade with Jack Daniel’s (Lynchburg Lemonade, they call it).
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March 14, 2017 at 11:56 pm
Oooh, I’d try that. 🙂
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March 8, 2017 at 3:43 pm
Good advice. I have also been told to find tequila and salt.
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March 14, 2017 at 11:53 pm
That works. 🙂
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March 8, 2017 at 10:26 am
I’m joining you today. Thanks for the challenge. https://onetahayes.com/2017/03/08/irs/
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March 14, 2017 at 11:48 pm
Thanks for joining in, Oneta. 🙂
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March 8, 2017 at 8:07 am
I need find that second line.
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March 14, 2017 at 11:42 pm
Right?
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March 8, 2017 at 7:47 am
just make sure you don’t have some of that double duty vodka that has been recalled by the LCBO – 😉
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March 14, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I saw something about that. Though it does sound good right about now — as long as it’s not “duty” as in what you pay at the border. 😛
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March 8, 2017 at 6:29 am
I’m all for that. Cheers! *hic*
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March 14, 2017 at 11:36 pm
Heehee. 🙂
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March 8, 2017 at 4:50 am
Reblogged this on All About Writing and more.
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March 14, 2017 at 11:26 pm
Thanks for the reblog, Henrietta. 🙂
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March 8, 2017 at 2:29 am
Good one!!
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March 14, 2017 at 11:19 pm
🙂
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March 8, 2017 at 2:11 am
Whose life hands them gators, that’s what I want to know…
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March 8, 2017 at 5:10 pm
Make Gatorade?
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March 14, 2017 at 11:18 pm
What John said. 🙂
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