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One-Liner Wednesday – Duck!


Photo: Mallard ducks on a frozen pond.

VILLAGER #1: If… she… weighs the same as a duck.. she’s made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore?

VILLAGER #1: A witch!

~”Monty Python and the Holy Grail”

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As with Stream of Consciousness Saturday (SoCS), if you see a pingback from someone else in my comment section, click and have a read. It’s bound to be short and sweet.

Unlike SoCS, this is not a prompt so there’s no need to stick to the same “theme.”

The rules that I’ve made for myself (but don’t always follow) for “One-Liner Wednesday” are:

1. Make it one sentence.

2. Try to make it either funny or inspirational.

3. Use our unique tag #1linerWeds.

4. Add our lovely badge to your post for extra exposure!

5. Have fun!

Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

42 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Duck!

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  4. Hi Linda,
    Hello everyone. I’m joining in for the first time:))

    Pat R

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  9. Interesting fact; ducks have a totally separate circulation subsystem that only works in cold weather. It pumps extra blood through their feet to stop them freezing when standing on ice.

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  11. You went even shorter than a one-liner. You did a one-worder!

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  23. All of your Canadian geese have flown south.


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  25. I love Monty Python… My wife, not so much! Ha


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  28. Hmmm, smells like burning wool…

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  32. Great post! Something I’d love to do! Just one question: do I have to add all the information about pingbacks?


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