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One-Liner Wednesday – Drive Slowly



I went for a new brain scrape COVID-19 test today at the local drive-thru testing site. There were lots of signs saying “Drive Slowly.” As I got closer to the attendants (I was the only one in the drive-thru maze again) I saw a sign that read “EVEN SLOWER.” I should have taken a picture. Would have if I hadn’t been flying past it…

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Author: Linda G. Hill

There's a writer in here, clawing her way out.

46 thoughts on “One-Liner Wednesday – Drive Slowly

  1. Lol! good one, linda! xoxo


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  26. Lol Linda we’ll call you Evel Knievel from now on! 💜💜


  27. That’s funny, Linda. “I go zoom.”


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