I think I’d like to have a job doing the retirement thing, please.
Photo: Screenshot of ad for jobs that include Retirement Jobs, Blood Delivery Driver, Chemist Driver (where you drive a chemist around I’m guessing?), Baby Cuddler Jobs, Train Station Jobs, and Seniors Part Time Jobs.
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September 1, 2021 at 9:00 am
I could live the baby cuddled job❤️
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September 1, 2021 at 9:20 am
Totally my second choice.<3
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September 1, 2021 at 5:15 am
I finally got the retirement gig. I wish I could hire you into this.
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September 1, 2021 at 9:21 am
But of course you can’t … You’re retired. 😉
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September 1, 2021 at 2:31 am
Hi Linda, baby cuddler job?sounds fun as long as they are happy babies. The chemist driver, I reckon that’s delivering medicine? Odd advert …love it! 💜
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September 1, 2021 at 9:23 am
Yes, must be happy babies! And never need changing. 😉 I thought maybe the chemist driver job was driving a chemist around … Hehe.
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September 1, 2021 at 9:25 am
Lol that would be moring? To work, home, work, home maybe out to lunch ☺️☺️☺️☺️
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