Photo: A sign in a convenience store window that reads:
We do not accept any type of credit. Sorry. Cash or debit only.
We do not accept
— Bra Money
— Panty Money
— Sock/shoe money
If it doesn’t come from a purse, a wallet or a pocket, we will not accept it! For health reasons. Sorry for any inconvenience.
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August 22, 2022 at 6:17 am
How else can you say “cash only?”
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August 22, 2022 at 6:19 am
My face is red. I completely misunderstood the quote until I saw the sign. LOL
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August 24, 2022 at 12:24 pm
It was the word “bra” that got my attention. I’m sure I’ve walked past the sign dozens of times without noticing it myself!
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August 17, 2022 at 11:56 pm
LOL! But politely.
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August 19, 2022 at 11:57 am
That’s what gets me the most! Haha!
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August 20, 2022 at 1:30 am
LOL! ❤
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August 17, 2022 at 9:24 pm
From the 70s “No shirt, No Shoes? No Service” – fromt the 80s-90s “We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to anyone” – 2020 signs? “Posted in order to stay open- wear a mask!” – 2021-today, signs, “IF you aren’t vaccinated, please wear a mask – if you suspect you are sick – please come back when you’re not ill” – Sigh – just awaiting for the Monkeypox and polio signs to show up as line items in fine print of signs – 😀
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August 19, 2022 at 11:57 am
It’s always something. Haha!
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August 19, 2022 at 12:09 pm
Until the total fit hits the shan – then? Folks chillax just a bit over it all – and focus on real, lasting things…until that happens? Ahhh – the challenges of dealing with the symptoms of abundance reign, for many – 😀
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August 17, 2022 at 5:32 pm
Lol. Thats hilarious! ❤
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August 17, 2022 at 12:35 pm
What if you keep your wallet in your bra?
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August 19, 2022 at 11:56 am
I would guess they’d step away if you tried to hand them your wallet … Haha!
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August 17, 2022 at 10:21 am
Here’s mine
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August 17, 2022 at 10:01 am
Love this Linda really do !!
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August 17, 2022 at 9:37 am
Oh gawd. That’s funny. I’m sending this to all of my Canadian friends (and the ‘murrikans who love to tease them).
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August 19, 2022 at 11:55 am
Hope they enjoyed it! 🙂
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August 17, 2022 at 9:26 am
Too funny. I like their thinking.
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August 19, 2022 at 11:55 am
I wouldn’t want to work there if that’s the sort of stuff they have to put up with often enough to put a sign on the door, though! Haha!
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August 17, 2022 at 8:35 am
I almost spit my coffee out! That’s perfect!
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August 19, 2022 at 11:54 am
I couldn’t ask for a better response. Haha!
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August 17, 2022 at 8:06 am
Glove money or hat money is apparently OK. It’s a bit unclear, though, if credit cards secreted in one’s underwear are acceptable forms of payment, or if a $50 note previously stuck up one’s left nostril is likely to cause offence.
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August 19, 2022 at 11:53 am
I’m sure if you asked, they’d say they don’t accept those payments either. Then they’d apologize for not being more specific.
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August 17, 2022 at 7:41 am
That should be a universal sign! 😦 YUK! 🤣
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August 19, 2022 at 11:52 am
It should! Yuk is right!
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August 17, 2022 at 7:21 am
That’s hilarious.
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August 17, 2022 at 6:18 am
hahahahahaha!
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August 17, 2022 at 4:38 am
Classic!
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