Every time I see crimini mushrooms at the store, I think Crimini Jicket! Anyone else? Just me?
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May 28, 2026 at 10:50 am
Never before, but always now! LOL
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June 2, 2026 at 10:45 pm
😂
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May 27, 2026 at 11:28 am
I didn’t know what crimini mushrooms were. The I saw your response to Ritu. It happens to me with other things.
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May 27, 2026 at 9:18 am
Well, now I will…😂
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May 27, 2026 at 9:49 am
Ta da! 🤣
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May 27, 2026 at 8:56 am
I hadn’t but I will now! Have a great day, Linda!
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May 27, 2026 at 9:49 am
You’re welcome, Maggie. Thanks! Hope you have a wonderful one too. 😀
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May 27, 2026 at 5:59 am
I don’t often shop for mushrooms, so I haven’t had this experience, but it happens to me with other things.
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May 27, 2026 at 9:47 am
Good to know, Dan. 🙂
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May 27, 2026 at 2:39 am
I’ve never heard of Crimini mushrooms, but I get where your mind is going!
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May 27, 2026 at 9:35 am
Okay, so you made me look them up to see where they come from. Crimini mushrooms are brown, and according to Wikipedia, are commonly sold as portobellos. 🙂
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May 27, 2026 at 10:06 am
Love a Portobello!
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