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340. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

 

Note: Strong language

Monday, August 6th, 7:00pm
Naomi and Jay

 

Naomi: I just want to get home and get drunk.

Jay: Do we have any booze left?

Naomi: What do you mean ‘do we have any booze left’? I bought a 40 ouncer and two mickeys yesterday.

Jay: Oh shit.

Naomi: No. You and your buddies didn’t drink it all last night.

Jay: I can get some more.

Naomi: No you can’t! It’s a holiday! The liquor store’s closed.

Jay: I’ll make it up to you. I swear.

Naomi: Fuckin’ right you will (hits him over the head with her purse) you fucking asshole! (hits him until he gets up)

Jay: (standing in the aisle) What do you want me to do?

Naomi: Go away! Get outta my sight! And stay outta my house!

Jay sits at the back of the bus.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, August 7th, 5:00pm

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73. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Note: Strong language

Sunday, November 12th, 10:00am
Kyra and Jade

 

Kyra: I drank waaay too much last night.

Jade: Oh fuck, me too. I don’t remember nothin’. I woke up on the floor with Richie pretending to be asleep while he groped me.

Kyra: Prick. That’s not too bad. I woke up with your big fat tit in my face.

Jade: No way. Where the hell did we go? I remember walking to the bar.

Kyra: I kinda remember walking home. Next thing I knew I was sitting in some dude’s kitchen, watching him stitch up a cut in his arm. Fuckin’ fucked up.

Jade: I ain’t never drinking again.

Kyra: Me neither.

Jade: Too bad. Richie’s havin’ a party tonight.

Kyra: We gotta go.

Jade: Fuckin’ A.

 

Next stop: Monday, November 13th, 7:00pm

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