What’s stranger than standing in the bug spray aisle at the pharmacy and having to swat away a mosquito?
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What’s stranger than standing in the bug spray aisle at the pharmacy and having to swat away a mosquito?
lindaghill.com 
June 25, 2014 at 7:10 pm
Ordering a diet coke to go with your Big Mac meal?
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June 25, 2014 at 10:00 pm
Ha! Yeah. I usually have that with my popcorn – extra butter of course. 😉
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June 26, 2014 at 5:24 pm
Of course. There is no other way to eat popcorn.
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June 26, 2014 at 7:05 pm
Too true, Sue! (Hey, I’m a poet and don’t know it!)
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June 25, 2014 at 1:17 pm
I think the mosquito showed some grit.
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June 25, 2014 at 1:40 pm
He was the John Wayne of mosquitoes. In fact he may have been wearing a cowboy hat.
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June 25, 2014 at 1:55 pm
Did he have a bandana?
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June 25, 2014 at 1:59 pm
Yes!! But he wasn’t riding a horse. I’ve seen thousands of mosquitoes riding horses, but this wasn’t one of them. He was bow-legged though. I didn’t think to check for a horse outside.
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June 25, 2014 at 3:01 pm
sixgun?
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June 25, 2014 at 3:07 pm
Cast iron stinger.
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June 25, 2014 at 5:37 pm
whoa. Silver tip?
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June 25, 2014 at 9:54 pm
How did you guess?!?
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June 26, 2014 at 8:50 am
I’ve seen that mosquito on TV
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June 26, 2014 at 7:10 pm
He’s a famous six-legged critter, that one.
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June 26, 2014 at 8:51 pm
Spokes person for the red cross blood center
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June 26, 2014 at 10:08 pm
Hahahahahahaha!
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June 25, 2014 at 12:35 pm
Haha, very few things are more tragically ironic!
(stuffing your mouth with cake, while staring at the celery…and carrots)
😉
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June 25, 2014 at 1:35 pm
Haha! I get around that one by eating carrot cake. 😉
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June 25, 2014 at 5:24 pm
Haha, yes I apply that philosophy to banana cake, apple cake, in fact many food stuffs – honestly, chips (fries) are a VEGETABLE! 😉
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June 25, 2014 at 10:02 pm
According to the food and drug administration in the U.S., pizza is a vegetable too. *raises eyebrow*
Let’s face it, lying to ourselves is so much easier … and tastier too!
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June 25, 2014 at 10:46 am
🙂 I could say but then I would have to kill you?
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June 25, 2014 at 1:34 pm
Not me… the mosquito!! Get the mosquito!
😉
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June 25, 2014 at 10:38 am
He must be one of those adrenaline junkie mosquito’s.
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June 25, 2014 at 1:34 pm
Haha! I think I saw his cousin bungie jumping. 😉
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June 25, 2014 at 8:16 am
Sounds like a challenge to me 😀
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June 25, 2014 at 1:33 pm
It was a challenge to try to catch the little bugger. But he got away … checking out the enemy no doubt. He must have been on a reconnaissance mission.
😉
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June 25, 2014 at 8:01 am
hahaha sounds like karma!
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June 25, 2014 at 1:29 pm
It’s a backwards martial arts movie! “You’re going to kill my family. I’ll get revenge first!” Haha.
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June 25, 2014 at 7:57 am
Buying mouse traps while wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt? That’s all I got. Sounds like a brave mosquito.
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June 25, 2014 at 1:27 pm
He was brave. But he was quick too. I didn’t manage to kill him.
Buying mouse traps while wearing a Mickey Mouse shirt really takes the cake though. I love it. 🙂
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